1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,203 --> 00:00:30,467 "Sarabande" from Barry Lyndon begins 4 00:00:50,819 --> 00:00:52,423 - What time is it? 5 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:01,465 You there, boy! 6 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,435 - Huh? 7 00:01:04,437 --> 00:01:05,634 Why me, sir? 8 00:01:05,636 --> 00:01:07,570 - Yes, you, my good boy. 9 00:01:07,572 --> 00:01:09,275 What night is it? 10 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:12,575 - Oh, why sir, it's Reject's Night. 11 00:01:12,577 --> 00:01:13,741 - Reject's Night. 12 00:01:13,743 --> 00:01:15,281 I haven't missed it at all. 13 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:21,045 Boy, have you heard of the fine establishment 7-Eleven? 14 00:01:22,356 --> 00:01:24,048 - Why, of course, sir. 15 00:01:24,853 --> 00:01:26,424 - Well, good then, boy. 16 00:01:26,426 --> 00:01:28,294 I want you to run and get me the largest bag 17 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:31,363 of salt and vinegar chips that you can find. 18 00:01:31,365 --> 00:01:33,431 - The one as big as myself? 19 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:34,894 - Yes, sir. 20 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:36,929 Now, hurry, go! 21 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,502 Run before it's too late. 22 00:01:39,769 --> 00:01:41,472 Reject's Night, finally. 23 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,310 Hurry, boy, faster! 24 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,674 Go! 25 00:01:45,676 --> 00:01:47,445 Be careful next to the pool! 26 00:01:54,289 --> 00:01:56,322 - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! 27 00:01:57,919 --> 00:01:59,259 - Burlington. 28 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:00,887 - Burlington. 29 00:02:00,889 --> 00:02:01,888 Burlington. 30 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:08,631 Recognize. 31 00:02:11,471 --> 00:02:14,274 Tell 'em how you live, show 'em how you live. 32 00:02:14,276 --> 00:02:15,869 - It's a PT Cruiser lifestyle. 33 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:18,509 Yes. 34 00:02:18,511 --> 00:02:19,477 Yes. 35 00:02:20,249 --> 00:02:21,314 - We got Sum 41. 36 00:02:22,647 --> 00:02:26,220 We got Big Shiny Tunes '99, Dance Mix '95. 37 00:02:27,652 --> 00:02:28,651 This one's blank. 38 00:02:28,653 --> 00:02:29,817 It hasn't been done yet. 39 00:02:29,819 --> 00:02:31,456 The magic's waiting to happen. 40 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,203 - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! 41 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:54,908 Shut the fuck up 42 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:56,547 'cause it's motherfuckin' Reject's Night. 43 00:02:58,254 --> 00:03:00,353 Oh my god. 44 00:03:00,355 --> 00:03:02,212 Were those guys just in a bath together? 45 00:03:02,214 --> 00:03:04,357 Okay, could someone get the lights please? 46 00:03:04,359 --> 00:03:05,754 Yup, I got it. 47 00:03:07,296 --> 00:03:09,494 - Oh, Mr. Olenick, it's not over yet. 48 00:03:09,496 --> 00:03:10,660 - It's not? 49 00:03:10,662 --> 00:03:12,189 - No, no. 50 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,465 The fade to black was just for dramatic effect 51 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:15,060 and then we did blooper reel 52 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,535 and outtakes over the end credit sequence. 53 00:03:17,537 --> 00:03:19,405 - Okay. 54 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,198 We're not gonna get through all that today, Lawrence, 55 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,035 but-- - Tomorrow? 56 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,674 - This assignment was to do a two-minute video essay 57 00:03:24,676 --> 00:03:27,138 on bias in the media, right? 58 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,482 So, what is this? 59 00:03:30,484 --> 00:03:32,451 - Oh yeah, well, I just decided 60 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:34,178 that I didn't really care about that topic 61 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,752 and wanted to do something more personal, 62 00:03:36,754 --> 00:03:38,248 from the heart. 63 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,392 - Okay. 64 00:03:39,394 --> 00:03:40,558 Yes, Lauren. 65 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,362 Yo, it's Lauren P! 66 00:03:42,364 --> 00:03:43,462 - I liked it. 67 00:03:43,464 --> 00:03:45,398 It was really cute. 68 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,861 - Okay. 69 00:03:46,863 --> 00:03:48,401 Well, it's not supposed to be cute. 70 00:03:48,403 --> 00:03:49,996 - There was a skit at the beginning 71 00:03:49,998 --> 00:03:51,404 and then it turns into a mockumentary, right? 72 00:03:51,406 --> 00:03:53,406 - No, the beginning is an homage 73 00:03:53,408 --> 00:03:55,573 to Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." 74 00:03:57,236 --> 00:04:01,777 If anything, I would say that Reject's Night is simply a, 75 00:04:02,747 --> 00:04:04,384 a love letter to friendship. 76 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:06,243 - Okay. 77 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:08,278 Well, all right. 78 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,818 Matt, anything to add? 79 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:11,457 - Yeah, it's just a private joke. 80 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,623 - What? 81 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:13,459 It's not a private joke. 82 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,493 Come on! 83 00:04:15,628 --> 00:04:16,462 Okay. 84 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,958 - You can sit. 85 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,157 - I'm going to address the class. 86 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:23,370 Me and Matt watch SNL every weekend, right? 87 00:04:23,372 --> 00:04:25,295 And so I guess the joke is 88 00:04:25,297 --> 00:04:28,441 while your typical teenager is out having sex 89 00:04:28,443 --> 00:04:31,906 and doing drugs and being invited to parties, 90 00:04:31,908 --> 00:04:34,414 me and Matt are watching Saturday Night Live 91 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:36,647 on our weekly tradition of Reject's Night. 92 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:39,980 I just, 93 00:04:39,982 --> 00:04:41,619 I just think that you should make films about things 94 00:04:41,621 --> 00:04:43,148 that matter to you. 95 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,754 I'm sorry. 96 00:04:44,756 --> 00:04:45,755 I don't care about bias in the media 97 00:04:45,757 --> 00:04:47,460 and probably never will, 98 00:04:47,462 --> 00:04:50,826 so yeah. 99 00:04:50,828 --> 00:04:53,367 Well, that's one perspective. 100 00:04:55,602 --> 00:04:56,502 Have a great day. 101 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,296 Students, don't forget. 102 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:00,935 The Terry Fox Run is next week. 103 00:05:00,937 --> 00:05:02,475 Please come by the office 104 00:05:02,477 --> 00:05:03,300 and sign up if you plan on running. 105 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:05,269 - Hey, guys. 106 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,172 How's that year end video coming? 107 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,581 - Good. - Good. 108 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:11,451 - Good, good! 109 00:05:11,453 --> 00:05:13,145 Does that mean we're gonna see a cut anytime soon? 110 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,982 Because you know, 111 00:05:14,984 --> 00:05:16,588 the principal still needs to approve the concept 112 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:18,183 before we screen it at the year end assembly. 113 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:20,988 - Yeah, it's just like, you know, 114 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:22,627 with how my creative process works, 115 00:05:22,629 --> 00:05:23,859 kind of like, you know, I just really-- 116 00:05:23,861 --> 00:05:25,795 - Okay, Lawrence, 117 00:05:25,797 --> 00:05:29,293 directing the year end video is a huge honour, okay? 118 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,800 So if you're not gonna take it seriously 119 00:05:30,802 --> 00:05:32,670 and respect my deadlines, 120 00:05:32,672 --> 00:05:34,969 then I'm sure plenty of other students will, okay? 121 00:05:34,971 --> 00:05:37,411 So please, please, 122 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:40,711 I need a rough cut in a month, okay? 123 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,920 - I just like don't understand 124 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:54,725 why Mr. Olenick can't be like a real educator 125 00:05:54,727 --> 00:05:57,431 who trusts that I know what I'm doing and just like. 126 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,060 - Well, maybe if you didn't make 127 00:06:00,062 --> 00:06:02,062 the most embarrassing movie of all time. 128 00:06:02,064 --> 00:06:04,570 - I think you loved Reject's Night until Lauren P. came in 129 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,364 with her little "media analysis" or whatever. 130 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,443 - It was just different when you showed it in class. 131 00:06:09,445 --> 00:06:10,411 I don't know. 132 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,909 You didn't have to be such a fucking cock to her. 133 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:17,143 - Yeah, well, I don't care if Lauren P. lives or dies. 134 00:06:17,145 --> 00:06:18,078 Okay? 135 00:06:19,048 --> 00:06:20,784 Hey, Matt. 136 00:06:20,786 --> 00:06:22,313 - Hey. 137 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,248 Oh, fuck. 138 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,020 Okay, Lawrence, can you just, 139 00:06:26,022 --> 00:06:28,385 can you promise we start editing something soon please? 140 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,221 What are you filming? 141 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,057 - Clouds. 142 00:06:30,059 --> 00:06:31,223 - Okay, stop. 143 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,191 We have enough. 144 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,699 We're never gonna use that. 145 00:06:36,835 --> 00:06:38,736 My dad needs his camera back anyways. 146 00:06:38,738 --> 00:06:40,606 - Can you just tell Rick 147 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,937 that like, I actually need to use it for something important? 148 00:06:41,939 --> 00:06:44,269 Like, look dude, 149 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,040 the Year End Video is gonna be amazing. 150 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:47,943 You're just mad 'cause Lauren P. called you a virgin 151 00:06:47,945 --> 00:06:51,078 and you're like, the horniest guy in the world, okay? 152 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,277 - You know I've fingered before, right? 153 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,883 - Can you stop saying that? 154 00:06:53,885 --> 00:06:55,115 I don't wanna hear it. 155 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,185 - It's weird that you don't jerk off. 156 00:06:59,187 --> 00:07:00,890 - Look, I've tried it and it's really not for me. 157 00:07:00,892 --> 00:07:02,419 You know? 158 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,124 Like, I'd much rather watch "GoodFellas." 159 00:07:04,126 --> 00:07:06,027 What are you doing? 160 00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:07,391 - Why don't you go jerk off to "GoodFellas" then? 161 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:08,700 - No, can you just. 162 00:07:08,702 --> 00:07:09,503 Delete this, delete-- 163 00:07:09,505 --> 00:07:10,537 - Hey! 164 00:07:10,539 --> 00:07:12,704 Fuck you, fucker! 165 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,922 If Matt returned "Wild Things," 166 00:07:32,924 --> 00:07:35,155 why did I get a phone call saying I owe $25? 167 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:36,992 - I don't know. 168 00:07:36,994 --> 00:07:38,488 It's like a mistake in the system, or something. 169 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:39,665 - I can't wait until you go off to university 170 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,490 and make new friends, you know? 171 00:07:40,492 --> 00:07:42,063 Like, really, 172 00:07:42,065 --> 00:07:43,196 just maybe they'll be more responsible 173 00:07:43,198 --> 00:07:44,769 with other people's things. 174 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:45,935 - Look, Matt said he returned it. 175 00:07:45,937 --> 00:07:47,101 - I'm not paying for it, okay? 176 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:48,641 So maybe you should get a job 177 00:07:48,643 --> 00:07:49,642 and you can pay for Matt's late fees. 178 00:07:49,644 --> 00:07:51,578 - Matt's his own person. 179 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,437 Probably what it is, is like a clerical issue at Sequels. 180 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:54,273 They can check in the back. - I'll give him a person. 181 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:55,813 Okay, wait. 182 00:07:55,815 --> 00:07:57,342 I have to talk to you about something 183 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,179 and I want you to keep an open mind, okay? 184 00:07:59,181 --> 00:08:00,785 I just don't understand 185 00:08:00,787 --> 00:08:02,688 why you won't apply to Canadian universities. 186 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,152 - Because I don't want to be like, a Canadian filmmaker. 187 00:08:05,154 --> 00:08:06,989 - What about Atom Egoyan or David Rotenberg -- 188 00:08:06,991 --> 00:08:07,858 - Cronenberg! - Cronenberg! 189 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:08,859 - Oh my god. 190 00:08:08,861 --> 00:08:10,025 - Where did he go? 191 00:08:10,027 --> 00:08:11,598 - Mom, I wanna go to NYU. 192 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,566 - Anyone else in your class going to NYU? 193 00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:13,424 Where are they going? 194 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,294 - I don't know. 195 00:08:15,296 --> 00:08:17,131 They're probably gonna go to like, Guelph or something. 196 00:08:17,133 --> 00:08:19,001 They're idiots! Take tourism and business management. 197 00:08:19,003 --> 00:08:20,497 - NYU is very expensive. We're talking about American tuition. 198 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:21,674 Do you happen to have like 90,000 US? 199 00:08:21,676 --> 00:08:23,533 - It doesn't cost that much. 200 00:08:23,535 --> 00:08:25,040 - We'll Ask Jeeves when we get home how much it costs. 201 00:08:25,042 --> 00:08:26,041 - You just don't think I'm gonna get in. 202 00:08:26,043 --> 00:08:27,537 That's all it is. 203 00:08:27,539 --> 00:08:29,143 - Yeah, you have no idea of all the bullshit 204 00:08:29,145 --> 00:08:30,650 I had to deal with after your father. 205 00:08:30,652 --> 00:08:32,080 Okay, you know what? 206 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:33,653 I have a lot of terrible things in my life. 207 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,182 Most people don't have all my things. 208 00:08:35,184 --> 00:08:36,183 They might have some of my things, 209 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:37,184 but not everything. 210 00:08:37,186 --> 00:08:38,416 - It's not a contest. 211 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,594 Our lives are equally hard. 212 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,060 - Okay. 213 00:08:45,062 --> 00:08:46,490 I'm not waiting two hours 214 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:47,491 while you walk around a video store. 215 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:49,031 So you're going in 216 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,197 and you're going to rent one movie 217 00:08:50,199 --> 00:08:50,934 and then we're leaving, right? 218 00:08:52,872 --> 00:08:54,366 Right? 219 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,532 Don't slam that door. 220 00:09:21,032 --> 00:09:22,031 - Welcome to Sequels. 221 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:23,527 Oh, hey Lawrence. 222 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:24,737 - Yeah, yeah. 223 00:09:28,105 --> 00:09:30,468 - Ah, that is a great choice. 224 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,568 Love to see it. 225 00:09:33,748 --> 00:09:34,714 Hey, man. 226 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:42,722 - I've seen it babe. - Okay, this one? 227 00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:44,757 - I don't wanna watch an old movie. 228 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:45,758 - Fine, Mario. 229 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,726 This one. 230 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:50,125 - Babe, I hate this guy. 231 00:09:50,127 --> 00:09:51,621 He always looks like he has to take the hugest shit. 232 00:09:51,623 --> 00:09:53,227 - Hey. 233 00:09:53,229 --> 00:09:54,734 Why don't you ever let me pick? 234 00:09:54,736 --> 00:09:56,395 - You guys finding everything okay today? 235 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,462 - Do you work here? 236 00:09:58,267 --> 00:09:59,233 - No. 237 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:01,400 - What should we get, man? 238 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,006 - Are you looking for a comedy? 239 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,878 Oh. 240 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,638 Ooh, have you ever seen "Happiness" by Todd Solondz? 241 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,815 - No. - No. 242 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,278 - It's this really amazing movie 243 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,642 about all these people living in L.A. 244 00:10:12,644 --> 00:10:15,579 who are like, super messed up. 245 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:16,756 There's a dad in the movie 246 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,318 who's like an actual pedophile 247 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,693 who wants to have sex with his son. 248 00:10:19,695 --> 00:10:21,618 And Philip Seymour Hoffman's 249 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,389 always calling people on the phone while he masturbates. 250 00:10:23,391 --> 00:10:25,798 But it's also really hopeful. 251 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,624 Like, you really care about all these characters, 252 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,736 which I think makes it so much worse. 253 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,464 You know what? 254 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,839 It speaks for itself. 255 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,434 Enrich your child. 256 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:36,633 - Thank you. - Yeah. 257 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:40,109 - Let's go. - Yeah. 258 00:10:42,278 --> 00:10:44,245 I can take the next customer. 259 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:48,150 - How many movies do you have there? 260 00:10:48,152 --> 00:10:49,382 Like, seven. 261 00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:50,955 - No, you pick one. 262 00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:51,791 - One. 263 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,155 Are you serious? 264 00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:54,794 - I can help who's next. - One. 265 00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:57,962 When you rent any three new releases, 266 00:10:57,964 --> 00:10:58,963 you'll get a classic movie at half price-- 267 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,263 Hey, Lawrence. 268 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:03,869 Find everything okay? 269 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,837 - Yep. 270 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,807 Look, I know that last time, 271 00:11:07,809 --> 00:11:09,776 you guys said you weren't hiring, 272 00:11:09,778 --> 00:11:13,241 but I just wanted to give you a hard copy of my resume. 273 00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:16,145 - Oh yeah, thanks. 274 00:11:16,147 --> 00:11:17,509 I'll hold on to that. 275 00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:21,711 - I don't know if you know, but Lawrence, 276 00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,383 he applied to NYU's 277 00:11:23,385 --> 00:11:25,484 Tisch School of the Arts. - Tisch, yeah. 278 00:11:25,486 --> 00:11:26,925 - He's very talented. 279 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:27,827 Loves films. 280 00:11:27,829 --> 00:11:29,554 - Very cool. 281 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,424 Yeah, Terri, 282 00:11:31,426 --> 00:11:34,526 it looks like you have a late fee on your account for $25 283 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,902 for "Wild Things." 284 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,904 Would you like to pay that off today? 285 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,269 - No, I would not. 286 00:11:46,276 --> 00:11:48,144 - Yo, this is fucked. 287 00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:50,476 Why don't you tell your mom you need your own room? 288 00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:52,049 - It's fine. 289 00:11:52,051 --> 00:11:54,216 It's just 'cause all my dad's stuff is in there. 290 00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,251 We switch every month. 291 00:11:56,253 --> 00:11:58,088 I'll have my own room in January. 292 00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:00,420 Can you pass me the cushions? 293 00:12:04,426 --> 00:12:05,392 Bam. 294 00:12:08,232 --> 00:12:09,198 Ow. 295 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,583 SNL begins with "The Chanukkah Song" 296 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,584 - Is that Adam Sandler? 297 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,860 - Mom. - What? 298 00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:34,993 Can I ask a question? 299 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:39,492 He has a new movie coming out? 300 00:12:39,494 --> 00:12:41,098 - Yes, "Punch Drunk Love." 301 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,694 Remember, you were supposed to take me. 302 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,267 - Dude, it's the "Chanukah Song." 303 00:12:45,269 --> 00:12:46,235 - What? 304 00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:52,736 - Maybe you should tell Adam Sandler 305 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,672 that we celebrate Chanukah. 306 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,443 - Mom! 307 00:12:56,445 --> 00:12:58,082 Me and Matt can't have Reject's Night with you here. 308 00:12:58,084 --> 00:12:59,512 - Well, I'm sorry, but I live here. 309 00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:00,986 - Yeah, but like, 310 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,614 we can't be truest selves with you around. 311 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,780 - This is a really small house. 312 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:04,616 Where would you like me to go? 313 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,452 - To your room. 314 00:13:05,454 --> 00:13:07,058 - To my room? 315 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,026 How about you go to your room, Lawrence? 316 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,027 - I'm in my room! 317 00:13:09,029 --> 00:13:10,963 My room is the couch! 318 00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,129 - Well, you know, I'm sorry you can't do Reject's Night 319 00:13:12,131 --> 00:13:13,966 in a big fancy house tonight. 320 00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,495 - Mom, I'm just trying to watch SNL with my best friend. 321 00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,233 And now, we're missing "The Chanukah Song" 322 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,696 with a special guest appearance from Rob Schneider, 323 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,237 which I'll probably never get to see again. 324 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:22,942 Can you please just go? 325 00:13:22,944 --> 00:13:24,339 God. 326 00:13:27,443 --> 00:13:28,805 - How do you stand him, Matt? 327 00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:31,984 Let's go. 328 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,927 - Dude, that was fucking brutal. 329 00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:42,489 - Yeah. 330 00:13:42,491 --> 00:13:44,260 She gets like, really weird on the weekends. 331 00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:45,195 I don't know. 332 00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:47,527 Menopause. 333 00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:48,968 SNL Main Credits begin 334 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:49,969 - Oh, Jimmy Fallon. 335 00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,135 Not funny at all. 336 00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:52,631 - He breaks in every sketch. 337 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,831 Ruined the "Weekend Update." 338 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:55,799 I miss Norm. 339 00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:58,835 - Yo, do you wanna do the thing? 340 00:13:58,837 --> 00:13:59,803 - Yeah? 341 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:03,312 All right, what are you gonna do? 342 00:14:03,314 --> 00:14:05,281 I'm gonna watch a break dancer in Times Square, okay? 343 00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:07,085 What about you? 344 00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,714 - Okay, I'm in an oyster bar in Grand Central Station 345 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,089 and I'm laughing with all my friends, 346 00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,189 having a great time. 347 00:14:12,191 --> 00:14:14,785 - Okay. - Okay. 348 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:19,064 It's "Saturday Night Live" with your host, Matt Macarchuck! 349 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,035 Yeah, oh. 350 00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,500 - Keep the change, man. 351 00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:28,040 And Lawrence Kweller. 352 00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:28,975 - Oh, you guys. 353 00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:29,866 Oh, I couldn't. 354 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,045 Oh. 355 00:14:33,047 --> 00:14:34,508 Ooh, that's good. 356 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,015 - And your hosts, 357 00:14:36,017 --> 00:14:38,380 Lawrence Kweller and Matt Macarchuck. 358 00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:40,250 Okay. 359 00:14:40,252 --> 00:14:42,582 Hey guys, we have a great show for you tonight. 360 00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:43,649 - Korn is here. 361 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:45,222 - Korn is here, yeah. 362 00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:46,586 So make sure to stick around. 363 00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:48,390 - Because we'll be. 364 00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:50,425 - We'll be right back. - We'll be right back. 365 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,066 - Sorry, I didn't have time to eat my lunch 366 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,463 so I'm just gonna, 367 00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,894 but it won't distract from your-- 368 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,270 - Of course, that's fine. - Interview at all. 369 00:15:00,272 --> 00:15:02,932 And thanks for coming in on such short notice. 370 00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:03,944 Someone just quit. 371 00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:07,607 Okay. 372 00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:08,443 That's fine. 373 00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:10,313 Lawrence, 374 00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:12,183 why don't you just tell me a little bit about yourself? 375 00:15:12,185 --> 00:15:16,715 - So basically, like, movies are my entire life. 376 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,817 I need to watch movies like I need to breathe air. 377 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,292 And if I don't watch movie every single day, 378 00:15:22,294 --> 00:15:26,263 I feel like there's a part of myself that's like, dying. 379 00:15:26,265 --> 00:15:28,133 Oh. 380 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,299 - So I think that could make me a really big asset 381 00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:31,895 to the Sequels corporation. 382 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,402 - Great. 383 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:34,898 So what's your availability like? 384 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,438 Like, can you work evenings and weekends? 385 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,967 - Oh, extremely available. - Okay. 386 00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:39,144 - Like, I go to high school during the day. 387 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,970 - What high school do you go to? 388 00:15:40,972 --> 00:15:42,543 - A-shot, Aldershot High. 389 00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:44,446 No way. 390 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:46,448 I went to Aldershot. 391 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:47,515 Really? 392 00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:48,483 - Yeah. 393 00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:50,947 Okay. 394 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,850 - Yeah. 395 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,325 You know, I really appreciate the opportunity to interview. 396 00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,360 - Well, like to be honest with you, 397 00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:59,197 like if you work here, 398 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,726 you have to know how to leave your problems at the door. 399 00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:02,266 - Oh, of course. 400 00:16:02,268 --> 00:16:03,432 - Like, you have to be professional 401 00:16:03,434 --> 00:16:04,598 even when you don't wanna be. 402 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,072 - Could I actually tell you 403 00:16:06,074 --> 00:16:07,304 a little like anecdote about that? 404 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:08,866 - Yeah, sure. 405 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,000 - This might surprise you, given my resume, 406 00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,639 but I was actually doing really, 407 00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,641 really poorly in school last year. 408 00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:17,347 I just, I just wanted to sleep all day. 409 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:19,184 I never wanted to go to class 410 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,483 and my mom was really upset because I wasn't talking to her. 411 00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:23,188 She kept trying to make me 412 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,157 go on all these different anti-depressants 413 00:16:25,159 --> 00:16:26,851 because I have "serious emotional problems" or whatever, but. 414 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,688 - Oh, yeah, that-- 415 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:31,658 - Anyway, it was Awards Night at Aldershot 416 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:33,759 and everyone was getting up onstage 417 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:36,234 to get their plaque for being on the honour roll. 418 00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:38,962 And I was filming. 419 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:41,470 I just had this thought, which was like, 420 00:16:41,472 --> 00:16:44,374 you know, what if I'm smart? 421 00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:45,870 I bet if I actually did my work 422 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,410 and handed my assignments in on time 423 00:16:47,412 --> 00:16:49,280 that I could be on the stupid honour roll too. 424 00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:50,281 - Mm-hmm. 425 00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:51,744 - So the next day, 426 00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:53,614 I had my mother drive me to Chapters 427 00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:56,045 and I speed read "Seven Habits of Highly Effective Teens" 428 00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:59,455 and it totally changed my life forever. 429 00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,358 - Mm. 430 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,359 - And the very next year, I was on the honour roll. 431 00:17:02,361 --> 00:17:03,888 - Oh, there you go! 432 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,955 - Now, I would say I'm very good at 433 00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:08,398 putting first things first. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,533 - And um, beginning with the end in mind, 435 00:17:11,535 --> 00:17:15,900 which for me is going to NYU Tisch School for the Arts. 436 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,770 A lot of my favourite filmmakers went there 437 00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:19,706 and I never really thought that I was good enough, 438 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,071 but I've decided to bet on myself as an artist 439 00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,182 and a young man. 440 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,317 - Cool. 441 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:28,077 - So NYU costs 90,000 US dollars 442 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,948 and I know you get 10 free rentals a week if you work here. 443 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,753 So you don't have to tell me right now, 444 00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:38,263 but yeah, just know the stakes are very, very high for me. 445 00:17:40,234 --> 00:17:41,893 - Okay, yeah. 446 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,698 Like, I think 447 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,000 I'm gonna hire you. 448 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:55,280 Welcome to Sequels, Lawrence! 449 00:18:01,387 --> 00:18:04,080 All right, team. 450 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,521 Hands in. - Yeah. 451 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,755 - Come on. 452 00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:11,197 - Teamwork makes the dream work! 453 00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:12,429 Yeah. 454 00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:13,694 Very nice. 455 00:18:13,696 --> 00:18:15,091 - Very good. - All right. 456 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,961 So I have our mystery shopper report 457 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:20,536 and Brant Street earned a 98% on customer service. 458 00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,065 - Yeah. - Oh yeah. 459 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,902 - Gift cards for everyone. - Nice. 460 00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:27,037 - So, I'm gonna ask you guys to set some goals today. 461 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,874 Shannon? - Mm-hmm. 462 00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,943 - How many Sequels memberships do you think you can sell? 463 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,045 - Like two. 464 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:39,291 - Shannon, how about five? 465 00:18:40,228 --> 00:18:41,656 - Okay, yeah. 466 00:18:41,658 --> 00:18:42,591 - Great. - Yeah, put me down for five. 467 00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,120 - Nice. - Nice. 468 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:47,794 And how about Brendan, Mr. GameCube expert? 469 00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:51,963 How many previously enjoyed games do you think you can sell? 470 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,635 - I am also gonna sell five. 471 00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:54,834 - Great. 472 00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:56,440 And Lawrence. 473 00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:58,002 Now, did everyone get a chance to meet Lawrence? 474 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,444 Lawrence will be on the floor today 475 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,445 working his very first active seller shift. 476 00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:08,947 So how many advanced copies of "Shrek" on DVD 477 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,422 do you think you can sell? 478 00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:13,226 - Isn't "Shrek" already out on DVD? 479 00:19:13,228 --> 00:19:14,821 - Yeah, but this is like, 480 00:19:14,823 --> 00:19:17,824 it's a new special edition with yeah, 481 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,331 it's wide screen 482 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,497 and then there's like special footage 483 00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:22,367 of how they animated the donkey. 484 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,995 Donkey. 485 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,535 - That's awesome. - Thank you. 486 00:19:25,537 --> 00:19:27,405 - Then probably like zero? 487 00:19:28,804 --> 00:19:31,211 - No, I can put you down for like three "Shreks." 488 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,774 I can do that. 489 00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:35,644 All right. 490 00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:38,174 Nice, so we're gonna have a really awesome day, team. 491 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,714 - Okay, I'm sorry, Alana, 492 00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:41,980 can I just say one thing like, really quickly? 493 00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:45,522 I understand that I'm new here, but I really hate lying. 494 00:19:45,524 --> 00:19:47,216 There is no way I'm gonna be able 495 00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:49,086 to sell three copies of "Shrek" tonight. 496 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,857 Like, I could maybe see myself doing that 497 00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,562 with a film that I cared about. 498 00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:54,960 "Adaptation," "Bowling for Columbine." 499 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:57,402 I'm very comfortable promoting the works of Michael Moore, 500 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,800 but I thought I got hired here to talk about real cinema, 501 00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:02,539 which "Shrek" is not. 502 00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,574 So can I just do that? 503 00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:08,776 And also that sash, is that gonna be mandatory? 504 00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,382 I refuse to wear the sash. 505 00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:12,516 I have to put my foot down on that as well. 506 00:20:20,757 --> 00:20:21,624 God. 507 00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,054 Hey. - Hey. 508 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,990 - You finding everything okay? 509 00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,827 - Yeah. Thanks, babe. 510 00:20:27,764 --> 00:20:29,258 - What's that? 511 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,403 "Legally Blonde," this is a great movie. 512 00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:32,701 My mom really likes the scene 513 00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:35,935 with the bend and snap. 514 00:20:42,977 --> 00:20:44,174 - I told you, 515 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,242 it's the guy in the TV show 516 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:50,785 and the woman with the hair who married that man. 517 00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:52,281 - Yes! 518 00:20:52,283 --> 00:20:53,854 You're describing "The Whole Nine Yards." 519 00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:57,022 - It is not "The Whole Nine Yards!" 520 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:58,892 - No, 521 00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:00,223 we rented out our last copy of "Blue Crush" this afternoon. 522 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,224 - Could you help me? 523 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,127 - Thanks, bye. 524 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,130 - A little boy was helping me, but he's disappeared. 525 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,703 - Okay. 526 00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:09,540 Well, do you remember what he looked like? 527 00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,102 - Jewish. 528 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,609 - Sorry, he was Jewish? 529 00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:16,140 - You know, thick dark hair, brown eyes, 530 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:19,913 shorter than a man, like Danny DeVito. 531 00:21:19,915 --> 00:21:21,684 A little Jew boy. 532 00:21:21,686 --> 00:21:22,553 No, hold on. 533 00:21:22,555 --> 00:21:24,390 TV Jewish. 534 00:21:24,392 --> 00:21:28,922 A little boy who could play a Jew on television. 535 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,435 Come on, man. 536 00:21:36,437 --> 00:21:37,161 We're gonna miss the movie. 537 00:21:41,442 --> 00:21:43,299 What are we going to see again? 538 00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,806 P-T-A! 539 00:21:44,808 --> 00:21:45,807 And "The Santa Claus 2" 540 00:21:45,809 --> 00:21:47,303 will be in theater 12. 541 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,711 - Two tickets to Paul Thomas Anderson's 542 00:21:48,713 --> 00:21:50,383 "Punch Drunk Love" please. 543 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,341 - Okay. 544 00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:53,342 Are you paying in cash or? 545 00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:54,178 - Yeah, cash. 546 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,421 - Oh no, Matt. 547 00:21:55,423 --> 00:21:57,214 I got this. 548 00:21:58,316 --> 00:21:59,821 - You never have money. 549 00:21:59,823 --> 00:22:01,427 - Yeah. 550 00:22:01,429 --> 00:22:02,824 Well, you know, I'm just happy you came with me. 551 00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:04,023 - Yeah, I love Adam Sandler. 552 00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:05,629 - Well, I mean, 553 00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,125 this isn't gonna be your typical Sandler affair. 554 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:08,665 It's a Paul Thomas Anderson film, 555 00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,359 so it's gonna be a bit challenging for you. 556 00:22:10,361 --> 00:22:12,031 - I think I can fucking get it. 557 00:22:14,673 --> 00:22:16,101 - Thank you. - Okay. 558 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,366 Enjoy your show. 559 00:22:17,368 --> 00:22:18,334 - I will. 560 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,777 - I just realized when you're in New York, 561 00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:24,010 you can see SNL like, every weekend. 562 00:22:24,012 --> 00:22:25,715 - I think the tickets are based on 563 00:22:25,717 --> 00:22:27,420 like a highly competitive lottery system, 564 00:22:27,422 --> 00:22:28,685 so yeah. 565 00:22:31,019 --> 00:22:32,590 - Can I go with you? 566 00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:34,790 - I mean, if you can get tickets, yeah, for sure. 567 00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:37,023 - No, like to New York. 568 00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:38,563 We could move there together 569 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,828 'cause I have dual citizenship, so. 570 00:22:41,469 --> 00:22:43,964 - Hey, do you guys do little shots of espresso here? 571 00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:47,099 Okay. 572 00:22:47,101 --> 00:22:49,541 Then I will get a root beer, medium. 573 00:22:49,543 --> 00:22:51,037 Matt, do you want anything? 574 00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:54,579 - Yeah, just a popcorn and a Coke please. 575 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:57,681 - Okay, so yeah, two drinks and two popcorns please. 576 00:22:57,683 --> 00:22:59,144 So I just wanted to talk to you 577 00:22:59,146 --> 00:23:01,377 about Reject's Night this weekend. 578 00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:04,050 I think there might be a potential conflict. 579 00:23:04,052 --> 00:23:06,052 - What's the conflict, that you're gay? 580 00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:08,890 - No, it's that I got a job at Sequels, man! 581 00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:10,694 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 582 00:23:10,696 --> 00:23:12,729 I get 10 free movie rentals a week, 583 00:23:12,731 --> 00:23:15,391 15% off all Coca-Cola branded products. 584 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:16,359 Oh, and look, 585 00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:21,507 they let me take any of the Twizzlers 586 00:23:21,509 --> 00:23:24,004 that are past their expiration date. 587 00:23:24,006 --> 00:23:25,841 Keep that between you and me, okay? 588 00:23:26,712 --> 00:23:28,547 But it also means 589 00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:30,439 that I'm not gonna be able to watch SNL anymore 590 00:23:30,441 --> 00:23:31,913 because Sequels closes at midnight on Saturdays, so. 591 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,245 - What, so I'm supposed to watch it by myself 592 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,620 like a fucking loser? 593 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,116 - Sorry, man. 594 00:23:37,118 --> 00:23:38,953 I gotta be proactive about my future. 595 00:23:38,955 --> 00:23:40,185 NYU costs $90,000 596 00:23:40,187 --> 00:23:42,220 and it's not like my parents 597 00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:43,925 are gonna buy everything for me. 598 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,831 Take off your hat. 599 00:24:10,591 --> 00:24:12,987 - "Punch Drunk Love" is seriously like the greatest movie 600 00:24:12,989 --> 00:24:14,725 I've ever seen in my life. 601 00:24:14,727 --> 00:24:16,595 - Why did Adam Sandler need all that pudding -- 602 00:24:16,597 --> 00:24:19,796 - Because it's the greatest love story of our time, Matt! 603 00:24:19,798 --> 00:24:20,962 Oh my god, 604 00:24:20,964 --> 00:24:22,799 the scene where they kiss 605 00:24:22,801 --> 00:24:24,603 and the cameras do that whooshing thing. 606 00:24:24,605 --> 00:24:27,606 And then you see their shadows and it's like, ugh! 607 00:24:27,608 --> 00:24:29,608 And then all this stuff with the Mattress Man. 608 00:24:34,945 --> 00:24:35,878 Okay. 609 00:24:44,889 --> 00:24:47,989 I thought we were going to your house? 610 00:24:47,991 --> 00:24:49,122 Is that Lauren P.?! 611 00:24:49,124 --> 00:24:50,057 - Get down. 612 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,160 - What movie is she watching? 613 00:24:54,162 --> 00:24:59,033 - Lauren P. is so good at editing. 614 00:24:59,035 --> 00:25:00,001 - So? 615 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:05,710 - Well, I was thinking maybe she could help us 616 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:09,076 with like, the Year End Video, you know? 617 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:11,881 - Matt, are you like in love with Lauren P.? 618 00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:13,443 - Shut the fuck up! 619 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,621 Hey! 620 00:25:15,623 --> 00:25:17,150 Fuck! 621 00:25:17,152 --> 00:25:19,625 Shit, fuck! 622 00:25:25,699 --> 00:25:29,492 Lawrence, are you asleep? 623 00:25:30,869 --> 00:25:33,067 Almost. 624 00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:38,809 - I was wondering what you thought 625 00:25:38,811 --> 00:25:40,437 about me coming to New York. 626 00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:44,309 - I thought you were going to Aldershot next year. 627 00:25:44,311 --> 00:25:46,751 Aren't your parents making you? 628 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,016 - Yeah, but I have dual citizenship, 629 00:25:48,018 --> 00:25:49,545 so it's like, it's whatever. 630 00:25:53,991 --> 00:25:58,697 - Can I tell you something like really honest 631 00:25:58,699 --> 00:26:01,557 and you have to promise you're not gonna get mad at me? 632 00:26:02,593 --> 00:26:04,098 - Yeah. 633 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:09,004 - Well, it's just like after high school, 634 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,941 I see myself having a really different life 635 00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:16,209 with new friends who share in my interests. 636 00:26:16,211 --> 00:26:18,574 - I just spent the whole day with your fucking interests. 637 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:21,148 - Yeah, you totally did and that's great. 638 00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:25,625 I just, 639 00:26:27,057 --> 00:26:32,159 I think you might be like a placeholder. 640 00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:35,393 - What the fuck is a placeholder? 641 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:36,636 - You know, like a friend that you have in high school 642 00:26:38,266 --> 00:26:42,004 before you go to university and make like your real friends. 643 00:26:44,074 --> 00:26:45,810 Like, I don't really think it's a bad thing. 644 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,339 If we're being honest, 645 00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:49,044 I'm probably your placeholder too. 646 00:26:51,081 --> 00:26:53,114 It's just, I don't know. 647 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:57,580 When I move to New York, I see myself becoming like, 648 00:26:58,957 --> 00:27:00,792 like a completely different person. 649 00:27:00,794 --> 00:27:01,617 - So you're just not gonna want to be my friend? 650 00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:02,794 - No, no. 651 00:27:02,796 --> 00:27:04,323 No, in high school, it's fine. 652 00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:07,029 I just think that like, you know, 653 00:27:07,031 --> 00:27:08,591 you should figure out your own future 654 00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:12,628 before you decide to copy mine or whatever. 655 00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:16,940 See, this is why I didn't even wanna say anything. 656 00:27:16,942 --> 00:27:18,469 I knew you'd be mad. 657 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:24,783 Are you mad? 658 00:27:24,785 --> 00:27:26,048 - It's whatever, it's fine. 659 00:27:35,092 --> 00:27:36,025 Pizza! 660 00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:51,810 That's it. - Wow, okay. 661 00:27:51,812 --> 00:27:54,780 I was waiting for inventory Alana to show up. 662 00:27:54,782 --> 00:27:56,639 She's here. - Here she is. 663 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,344 What territory do you want? 664 00:27:58,346 --> 00:27:59,884 - New releases! - New release wall. Okay. 665 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,644 - Damn it. 666 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:05,186 Okay, I will do old favorites from family to drama. 667 00:28:05,188 --> 00:28:06,715 - Okay. 668 00:28:06,717 --> 00:28:08,552 I'll take old favorites from action to comedy 669 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,687 and we can all split games, previously enjoyed, and retail. 670 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,029 And Lawrence. 671 00:28:14,868 --> 00:28:15,768 Come here. 672 00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:20,036 Lawrence, you're gonna get the very best job. 673 00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:22,698 You are gonna watch this computer 674 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:26,042 and make sure we scan everything properly in the store. 675 00:28:26,044 --> 00:28:29,210 And if we can scan everything in by 2:00 a.m., 676 00:28:29,212 --> 00:28:32,345 we get to go to fucking bed. 677 00:28:32,347 --> 00:28:33,280 - Yay. 678 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,349 - Let's do it. - Yes. 679 00:28:39,354 --> 00:28:40,991 - Hey Lawrence, how's it going? 680 00:28:41,961 --> 00:28:43,356 - It's good, it's going good. 681 00:28:44,326 --> 00:28:45,721 - We're rocking it, guys. 682 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:54,873 - Yeah, cool. 683 00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:55,940 How 'bout that? 684 00:29:13,553 --> 00:29:16,488 - Okay, see you in a few hours, lady. 685 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:17,654 - Okay. 686 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,458 Lawrence, nice working with you. 687 00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:21,801 Very awesome scanning. 688 00:29:22,903 --> 00:29:24,067 Thanks, Shannon. 689 00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:25,563 - Lawrence, you need a ride? 690 00:29:25,565 --> 00:29:27,103 - No, no, my mom's coming to pick me up. 691 00:29:27,105 --> 00:29:28,434 I just gotta call her when I'm ready. 692 00:29:28,436 --> 00:29:29,402 - What? 693 00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:30,909 It's 2:00 a.m. 694 00:29:30,911 --> 00:29:32,438 Your mom's still waiting up for you? 695 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,604 - Yo, if I called my mom at 2:00 a.m., 696 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,440 she would beat my ass, man. 697 00:29:34,442 --> 00:29:35,639 What? She would. 698 00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:36,915 I would be hospitalized. 699 00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:38,081 - No, no, no. 700 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,247 She likes driving me around. 701 00:29:39,249 --> 00:29:41,920 It makes her feel like, useful. 702 00:29:41,922 --> 00:29:43,119 - Okay, I'll drive him home. 703 00:29:43,121 --> 00:29:44,384 Where do you live, Lawrence? 704 00:29:44,386 --> 00:29:46,419 - Really, she doesn't mind. 705 00:29:46,421 --> 00:29:48,960 - Yo, stop being an asshole to your mom, man. 706 00:29:48,962 --> 00:29:51,127 Just learn to drive. 707 00:29:51,129 --> 00:29:52,964 And I say that with love. 708 00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:53,965 - Let's go. - Bye, team. 709 00:29:53,967 --> 00:29:55,263 - Bye. 710 00:29:55,265 --> 00:29:56,759 - Am I going with you? - Yeah. 711 00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:58,332 - Oh. - Yeah, we're having sex. 712 00:29:58,334 --> 00:29:59,905 - Okay, Lawrence, go get your coat. 713 00:29:59,907 --> 00:30:01,137 We have two minutes once I set the alarm. 714 00:30:02,437 --> 00:30:03,975 - Don't I get my 10 free rentals a week now? 715 00:30:03,977 --> 00:30:04,976 My trial period's over? 716 00:30:04,978 --> 00:30:06,010 - Now? 717 00:30:10,544 --> 00:30:11,741 Okay, but fast. 718 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,050 You be so fast, Lawrence! 719 00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:21,454 Fuck. 720 00:30:27,968 --> 00:30:29,528 - All right. 721 00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:30,496 Bam. 722 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:34,907 - All right. 723 00:30:36,372 --> 00:30:37,833 I can't let you rent these. 724 00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:40,836 You have a $45 late fee on your account. 725 00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:44,180 - That doesn't make any sense. 726 00:30:44,182 --> 00:30:46,083 - Well, you never returned "Wild Things" 727 00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:49,680 and it says you've had it for the last three weeks. 728 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,254 - Well-- 729 00:30:52,256 --> 00:30:53,849 - That is the movie where Denise Richards 730 00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:54,960 and Neve Campbell mash their boobies together 731 00:30:54,962 --> 00:30:55,961 in a pool, right? 732 00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:57,963 - Well, I don't know 733 00:30:57,965 --> 00:30:59,360 because my friend Matt Macarchuck rented it on my account, 734 00:30:59,362 --> 00:31:01,263 but he said he returned it weeks ago. 735 00:31:01,265 --> 00:31:03,727 - With the fakest fake name I have literally ever heard. 736 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,630 - Look, first thing, 737 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:07,896 I'm gonna take "Wild Things" out of his VHS player, 738 00:31:07,898 --> 00:31:09,073 rewind the whole tape, 739 00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:10,371 and then burn his house down 740 00:31:10,373 --> 00:31:11,867 because that's how much I care 741 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:12,802 about the Sequels late fee policy, Alana. 742 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:13,869 I swear to God. 743 00:31:16,313 --> 00:31:17,675 - Yeah, we don't live far away from each other. 744 00:31:17,677 --> 00:31:20,282 I'm at Tansley Woods. 745 00:31:20,284 --> 00:31:22,185 It's a really nice condo. 746 00:31:22,187 --> 00:31:27,058 I bought it myself last year and I just got a new oven. 747 00:31:27,918 --> 00:31:29,885 - Oh, yeah, that's cool. 748 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,558 Is it like gas range or... 749 00:31:34,925 --> 00:31:36,100 It's only 2:15. 750 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,970 Are you sure you don't want me 751 00:31:37,972 --> 00:31:39,136 to drop you off at like, a friend's house or something? 752 00:31:40,106 --> 00:31:41,534 - I think I wanna go home 753 00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:42,568 and watch "The Manchurian Candidate." 754 00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:43,503 - Really? 755 00:31:45,243 --> 00:31:46,935 I think you should go to a party. 756 00:31:46,937 --> 00:31:48,574 - No, no. 757 00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:49,740 I like movies. 758 00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:54,283 - Right. 759 00:31:59,521 --> 00:32:01,389 Well, congratulations. 760 00:32:01,391 --> 00:32:04,095 You just survived your first inventory. 761 00:32:12,237 --> 00:32:13,500 - Okay. 762 00:32:13,502 --> 00:32:14,468 See ya. 763 00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,638 - Hello! 764 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,905 Yeah, I think you forgot to thank me for driving you home 765 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:26,018 and also for being just the greatest boss you have ever had. 766 00:32:28,121 --> 00:32:30,154 - Yeah, okay, bye. 767 00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,123 Thank you. 768 00:33:02,122 --> 00:33:03,220 Spartacus! 769 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:13,626 Oh, Jesus Christ! 770 00:33:13,628 --> 00:33:14,858 - Why are you still up? 771 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:15,859 - I'm getting a glass of water. 772 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:16,662 Why are you still up? 773 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:20,501 - "Spartacus," I'm watching "Spartacus." 774 00:33:20,503 --> 00:33:21,502 - Don't watch "Spartacus!" 775 00:33:21,504 --> 00:33:22,503 Go to sleep. 776 00:33:22,505 --> 00:33:23,372 It's a school night. 777 00:33:23,374 --> 00:33:25,033 - Okay. 778 00:33:25,035 --> 00:33:26,001 Goodnight. 779 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:29,840 I love you. 780 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:31,380 Goodnight. 781 00:33:31,382 --> 00:33:32,348 - Love you. 782 00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:34,647 Jesus. 783 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:42,127 Okay, I'll pick you up at 4. 784 00:33:42,129 --> 00:33:43,062 - Okay. 785 00:33:58,343 --> 00:33:59,903 It's almost Valentine's Day 786 00:33:59,905 --> 00:34:01,410 and love is in the air. 787 00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:03,709 - Hey Alana, are you busy right now? 788 00:34:03,711 --> 00:34:04,875 - I'm-- 789 00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:07,185 - Okay, okay, so I was thinking 790 00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:09,352 that we should have like, a Staff Picks wall. 791 00:34:09,354 --> 00:34:10,518 - Oh. 792 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,651 Yeah, we don't do that here. 793 00:34:11,653 --> 00:34:13,290 - Well, I know, yeah. 794 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,193 But just imagine. - Yeah. 795 00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:18,229 - A section of the store that's all of our favourite movies. 796 00:34:18,231 --> 00:34:20,297 I was thinking I could interview everyone on the team 797 00:34:20,299 --> 00:34:22,431 and write up little blurbs to put next to them. 798 00:34:22,433 --> 00:34:25,401 And that it would be like, really, really, really special. 799 00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,096 Also, I would do everything, 800 00:34:28,098 --> 00:34:29,669 like all the work. 801 00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:31,770 I promise you wouldn't have to do a thing. 802 00:34:31,772 --> 00:34:33,673 - I mean, they do it at the Appleby store 803 00:34:33,675 --> 00:34:37,380 and I think their manager said it increased store revenue. 804 00:34:37,382 --> 00:34:40,845 - So, you're saying yes? 805 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:42,154 - No. 806 00:34:42,156 --> 00:34:43,254 I'm saying: 807 00:34:46,787 --> 00:34:48,952 let's see how it goes. 808 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,591 - Okay, that works for me. 809 00:34:50,593 --> 00:34:51,955 - Okay. 810 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:52,956 - Okay. - Cool, Lawrence. 811 00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:00,634 - So Shannon, 812 00:35:00,636 --> 00:35:02,999 what do you love about "Dirty Dancing?" 813 00:35:05,773 --> 00:35:10,149 - To begin with, the dancing. 814 00:35:14,144 --> 00:35:15,979 - Brandon Lee didn't deserve to die, man. 815 00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,289 He gave his life to "The Crow" and now he lives forever. 816 00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,950 - That DVD scares me, man. 817 00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:21,919 It looks evil on the shelf. 818 00:35:21,921 --> 00:35:22,755 - Oh yeah, bro. 819 00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:23,756 "The Crow?" 820 00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:24,922 That one got you, bro. 821 00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:26,693 What about dogs? 822 00:35:26,695 --> 00:35:28,431 - Are you just saying movies that have dogs in them 823 00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:30,092 because that's not very original. 824 00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:31,599 - What about dog actors? 825 00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:33,634 Like dogs, if they were played by humans, 826 00:35:33,636 --> 00:35:35,834 they'd win an Oscar every time. 827 00:35:35,836 --> 00:35:36,967 - Oh my god, Shannon. 828 00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:38,276 You're a genius. 829 00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,644 - Are you sure you're the manager? - Okay. 830 00:35:43,646 --> 00:35:44,810 - You're way too sexy to be a manager. 831 00:35:44,812 --> 00:35:45,646 - I'm the manager. 832 00:35:45,648 --> 00:35:47,483 I'm very sure. 833 00:35:47,485 --> 00:35:48,649 - I need to see some ID for this regulation hottie. 834 00:35:48,651 --> 00:35:49,650 - Wow, you just had that. 835 00:35:49,652 --> 00:35:50,552 Lawrence, later, okay? 836 00:35:54,184 --> 00:35:55,722 - "The Crow" got me through high school. 837 00:35:55,724 --> 00:35:57,229 It got me through my parent's divorce. 838 00:35:57,231 --> 00:35:59,264 It got getting cheated on by my fiance 839 00:35:59,266 --> 00:36:04,368 who is a bitch, by the way. 840 00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,701 - Huh. 841 00:36:07,703 --> 00:36:08,834 This is actually, 842 00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:10,869 really great work. 843 00:36:33,498 --> 00:36:34,431 - Yo. 844 00:36:35,225 --> 00:36:36,400 - Yo, Matt. 845 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:37,863 You're late. 846 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:39,634 - Yeah, me and Lauren went to Wendy's. 847 00:36:39,636 --> 00:36:41,031 - We brought you a frosty. 848 00:36:46,346 --> 00:36:47,972 - I mean, yeah. 849 00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:49,380 I'll take the Frosty for sure, 850 00:36:49,382 --> 00:36:51,382 but she's gotta go. 851 00:36:53,584 --> 00:36:56,145 - Well, Matt was saying you guys could use an editor 852 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,982 and I'd love to take a look at your footage. 853 00:36:57,984 --> 00:37:00,325 Trust me, you do not wanna edit on this computer. 854 00:37:00,327 --> 00:37:02,360 I've had so many rendering issues 855 00:37:02,362 --> 00:37:05,759 and my dad bought me Final Cut Pro for my birthday. 856 00:37:05,761 --> 00:37:08,025 - Well, that's just terrific, sweetheart, 857 00:37:08,027 --> 00:37:10,027 but the Year End Video's our thing, 858 00:37:10,029 --> 00:37:12,832 so there's really no groupies allowed. 859 00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:14,504 - Wow, you're being really sexist right now. 860 00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:16,066 - How is that sexist? 861 00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:18,035 - Lawrence, a lot of great film directors 862 00:37:18,037 --> 00:37:21,940 have worked with female editors like Dede Allen. 863 00:37:21,942 --> 00:37:25,878 She helped Arthur Penn make "Bonnie and Clyde." 864 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,915 And Sally Menke. 865 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,521 She edited-- - "Pulp Fiction." 866 00:37:31,523 --> 00:37:33,017 - "Pulp Fiction." 867 00:37:33,019 --> 00:37:36,559 And Thelma Schoon? - Schoonmaker. 868 00:37:36,561 --> 00:37:39,056 Schoon. - Smhoonmaker, 869 00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:41,597 she edited-- - "GoodFellas." 870 00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:42,928 - "GoodFellas!" 871 00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,798 - She edited "GoodFellas," Lawrence! 872 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,307 - Did you guys go to Wendy's and prepare a fucking speech? 873 00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:50,507 No, Matt. 874 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,642 Lauren P is not involved. 875 00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,710 Like, you're really gonna have to make a decision here 876 00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,844 whether you wanna make a movie with me or-- 877 00:37:57,846 --> 00:37:59,417 - Okay. 878 00:37:59,419 --> 00:38:00,946 It's very obvious you don't actually care 879 00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:01,947 about the Year End Video here, so. 880 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:03,487 - I care, I care a lot. 881 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,785 I just think we need to keep shooting footage. 882 00:38:04,787 --> 00:38:06,622 - Okay. 883 00:38:06,624 --> 00:38:08,184 Well, I have the video camera and Lauren has Final Cut, 884 00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:10,791 so we don't really know how you can contribute. 885 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,399 - So you're just gonna kick me off my own film? 886 00:38:14,401 --> 00:38:15,334 - Well. 887 00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:21,032 Hey, Lauren, 888 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:22,572 did Matt ever tell you about 889 00:38:22,574 --> 00:38:25,476 how he jerks off like 98 times a day 890 00:38:25,478 --> 00:38:27,335 and he likes to drive to your house at night 891 00:38:27,337 --> 00:38:30,613 and park outside, so he can like, you know, stalk you? 892 00:38:30,615 --> 00:38:32,516 Right? 893 00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:36,146 And Matt, "Wild Things" has a three week late fee on it. 894 00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:37,983 $46, man. 895 00:38:37,985 --> 00:38:40,249 Like, I don't care 896 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,460 that that's your favorite movie to jerk off to! 897 00:38:42,462 --> 00:38:44,891 My store really needs it back, okay?! 898 00:38:44,893 --> 00:38:46,024 It's important! 899 00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:55,869 - No! 900 00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:00,137 You don't deserve a Frosty. 901 00:39:18,531 --> 00:39:20,663 - So, how long have you worked here for? 902 00:39:22,799 --> 00:39:23,996 - Four years. 903 00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:27,736 - That's like, a really long time. 904 00:39:27,738 --> 00:39:28,704 - Yeah. 905 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:31,674 - Well, did you ever wanna do anything else 906 00:39:31,676 --> 00:39:35,172 like go to university, have a career? 907 00:39:35,174 --> 00:39:37,449 - I have a career. 908 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:47,349 Hey, yeah, that's not how you stock the fridge. 909 00:39:47,351 --> 00:39:48,185 - It's not? 910 00:39:48,187 --> 00:39:50,055 - No. 911 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,958 See, you're putting all of the new pop in the front 912 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,861 so that if a customer grabs one thinking that it's cold, 913 00:39:53,863 --> 00:39:56,897 they're just gonna end up with like, a lukewarm beverage. 914 00:39:59,198 --> 00:40:03,508 So take everything out and start over. 915 00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:04,443 - Okay. 916 00:40:11,848 --> 00:40:14,849 - Yeah, like, I went to Guelph for awhile. 917 00:40:14,851 --> 00:40:16,279 - Oh, that's cool, yeah. 918 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:17,819 I'm graduating this year, 919 00:40:17,821 --> 00:40:20,492 but I don't think I want to go to Guelph. 920 00:40:20,494 --> 00:40:22,087 - Well, where else did you apply? 921 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:22,923 Nowhere. 922 00:40:22,925 --> 00:40:23,891 Just NYU. 923 00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:28,225 - Lawrence, do me a favor 924 00:40:28,227 --> 00:40:31,294 and apply to least one Canadian university please? 925 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,197 Just like, you know, as a backup. 926 00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:34,000 - Why? 927 00:40:34,002 --> 00:40:35,540 I don't need to. 928 00:40:35,542 --> 00:40:37,102 - Because NYU is kind of a long shot 929 00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:38,433 and you don't want to 930 00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:39,973 end up going to no universities. 931 00:40:39,975 --> 00:40:41,810 You're gonna be - 932 00:40:41,812 --> 00:40:44,945 Oh my god, what the fuck?! 933 00:40:44,947 --> 00:40:46,947 Someone threw a Gordita. 934 00:40:46,949 --> 00:40:48,553 Oh, weird. 935 00:40:48,555 --> 00:40:50,918 Well, what's the best film school in Canada? 936 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,919 - What? I don't know. 937 00:40:51,921 --> 00:40:53,283 Like, Ryerson? 938 00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:54,757 The gay and lesbian section. 939 00:40:54,759 --> 00:40:55,923 This is like a fucking hate crime! 940 00:40:55,925 --> 00:40:57,760 - Do they shoot on 16-mm? 941 00:40:57,762 --> 00:40:59,630 'Cause I really need to know how to shoot on 16-mm. 942 00:40:59,632 --> 00:41:01,489 - There's all crushed up ground beef in the carpet. 943 00:41:01,491 --> 00:41:03,029 - What did you major in? - It's fucking disgusting. 944 00:41:03,031 --> 00:41:04,602 Shit, we're gonna get ants again. 945 00:41:04,604 --> 00:41:05,427 - Alana, what did you take at Guelph? 946 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,396 - Oh, fuck. 947 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:08,496 Theatre. 948 00:41:08,498 --> 00:41:09,607 - Really? 949 00:41:09,609 --> 00:41:10,773 What did you want to be, 950 00:41:10,775 --> 00:41:13,039 a director, actor, playwright? 951 00:41:13,811 --> 00:41:14,777 - An actor. 952 00:41:15,615 --> 00:41:16,581 Cool. 953 00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,045 - Yeah, 954 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:23,951 but then like, my roommate committed suicide 955 00:41:23,953 --> 00:41:25,755 in my first year. 956 00:41:25,757 --> 00:41:27,218 So then obviously, I didn't go back after that. 957 00:41:32,995 --> 00:41:34,797 Hey, it's okay. 958 00:41:34,799 --> 00:41:36,491 Look, I'm okay now. 959 00:41:40,838 --> 00:41:43,575 Can you please make your face into another face? 960 00:41:47,207 --> 00:41:48,646 Okay. 961 00:41:48,648 --> 00:41:50,505 Okay, just watch the counter. 962 00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:51,682 All right? 963 00:41:51,684 --> 00:41:53,376 I'm gonna get the steam cleaner. 964 00:41:54,511 --> 00:41:55,917 Fucking bastards. 965 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,515 Fuck. 966 00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:14,430 - Yes. 967 00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:17,004 Yes. 968 00:42:17,006 --> 00:42:17,939 Yes. 969 00:42:18,843 --> 00:42:19,776 No. 970 00:42:21,681 --> 00:42:23,813 - Ooh, my little baby! 971 00:42:23,815 --> 00:42:24,748 Oh she's so little. 972 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:28,015 What are the books doing on the floor? 973 00:42:28,017 --> 00:42:29,511 - I'm trying to decide what to bring to New York. 974 00:42:29,513 --> 00:42:31,183 I'm just trying to pack light, you know? 975 00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:32,184 The essentials. 976 00:42:32,186 --> 00:42:33,185 - Come help me please. 977 00:42:37,796 --> 00:42:40,159 Derek was a really disgusting prick this morning, okay? 978 00:42:40,161 --> 00:42:41,589 Can I tell you what he said? 979 00:42:41,591 --> 00:42:43,195 - No, I don't-- 980 00:42:43,197 --> 00:42:44,933 - As I walked into the office, okay. 981 00:42:44,935 --> 00:42:48,398 Hey Terri, did you get breast implants? 982 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,202 So I say, "You know what? 983 00:42:50,204 --> 00:42:51,775 I don't think that's an appropriate thing 984 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:53,744 to say to your office manager there, Derek." 985 00:42:53,746 --> 00:42:54,569 - Yeah, that's gross. 986 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:55,570 That sucks. 987 00:42:56,881 --> 00:42:59,409 Um, so Alana was telling me I need a backup. 988 00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,851 She says I need to apply to at least one Canadian school 989 00:43:01,853 --> 00:43:03,919 in case I don't get into NYU. 990 00:43:05,285 --> 00:43:07,956 So I was talking to the guidance counselor today 991 00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:09,485 and they were telling me that I, 992 00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:11,729 that the deadline is yeah, well, today, 993 00:43:11,731 --> 00:43:12,862 and I just really need-- 994 00:43:12,864 --> 00:43:13,929 - Okay, so. 995 00:43:14,767 --> 00:43:16,294 Go back. Who's Alana? 996 00:43:16,296 --> 00:43:17,900 - Mom, you're not even listening! 997 00:43:17,902 --> 00:43:20,771 That's my manager at Sequels. 998 00:43:20,773 --> 00:43:22,300 Okay. 999 00:43:22,302 --> 00:43:23,972 So I need to apply on this stupid website 1000 00:43:23,974 --> 00:43:25,468 called OUAC by midnight. 1001 00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,437 And I was just wondering what school 1002 00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:28,779 you thought I should apply to 1003 00:43:28,781 --> 00:43:30,077 'cause I kind of need to decide 1004 00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:32,750 in like the next three hours. 1005 00:43:32,752 --> 00:43:34,279 - Okay. 1006 00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:35,544 What's the easiest school to get into? 1007 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:36,721 - Mom -- 1008 00:43:36,723 --> 00:43:38,756 - Sorry, I said something wrong. 1009 00:43:38,758 --> 00:43:39,691 Imagine that. 1010 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,584 What about Carleton? 1011 00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:44,586 Your dad went there. 1012 00:43:48,031 --> 00:43:48,964 - I mean, 1013 00:43:50,165 --> 00:43:52,869 like yeah, yeah, I mean. 1014 00:43:54,334 --> 00:43:55,630 Is that a good school? 1015 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,975 Was dad like, happy there? 1016 00:44:01,913 --> 00:44:03,440 - Yeah, I think he loved it. 1017 00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:08,115 - Well, yours changes every week. 1018 00:44:08,117 --> 00:44:10,150 Last week, you said it was "Eyes Wide Shut," 1019 00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:12,482 which is really gross and weird. 1020 00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:14,825 - Well, that's just because Stanley Kubrick's 1021 00:44:14,827 --> 00:44:16,024 my favorite director right now. 1022 00:44:16,026 --> 00:44:17,960 But please, just tell me. 1023 00:44:17,962 --> 00:44:20,127 - No, I'm not obsessed with movies the same way you are. 1024 00:44:20,129 --> 00:44:22,800 And I actually, I might even hate them now. 1025 00:44:25,101 --> 00:44:26,463 I used to work in the industry. 1026 00:44:26,465 --> 00:44:27,365 - Really? - Mm. 1027 00:44:27,367 --> 00:44:28,531 - As what? 1028 00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:30,874 - Look me up on IMDB sometime. 1029 00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:34,977 Okay, okay. 1030 00:44:34,979 --> 00:44:36,748 I will give you a hint. 1031 00:44:41,711 --> 00:44:45,889 Red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum. 1032 00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:48,727 - Oh my god, Alana, are you saying it's "The Shining?" 1033 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,422 - No. 1034 00:44:51,424 --> 00:44:52,863 I just knew that would give you like, a huge boner. 1035 00:45:13,743 --> 00:45:17,712 Come on, okay. 1036 00:45:21,993 --> 00:45:24,224 Yeah, yeah, let's go. 1037 00:45:24,226 --> 00:45:26,523 - Yeah, that's great. 1038 00:45:26,525 --> 00:45:28,690 Maybe stay a little bit more to this side 1039 00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:30,934 and then the light will get your faces a little bit more. 1040 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:33,167 Yeah, nice. 1041 00:45:33,169 --> 00:45:34,102 Yeah. 1042 00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:36,907 What do you think? 1043 00:45:36,909 --> 00:45:38,876 I think it looks really good, yeah. 1044 00:45:38,878 --> 00:45:40,405 - I don't know. 1045 00:45:40,407 --> 00:45:41,571 I just hope you guys aren't overexposed 1046 00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:42,770 and I don't know, it just - 1047 00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:43,881 - It's payday. 1048 00:45:43,883 --> 00:45:46,081 - Oh. - Yeah, okay. 1049 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,049 All right. 1050 00:45:54,553 --> 00:45:56,861 - Hey, Brendan? - Yeah, bro? 1051 00:45:56,863 --> 00:45:58,588 - Can you come here? 1052 00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,128 I think there's like, something wrong with my paycheck. 1053 00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:01,426 - Something wrong with your paycheck? 1054 00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:02,361 Let me see. 1055 00:46:06,169 --> 00:46:07,839 That looks okay to me. 1056 00:46:09,238 --> 00:46:12,173 - But I need to save up $90,000 US by September. 1057 00:46:13,143 --> 00:46:14,307 - Okay. 1058 00:46:14,309 --> 00:46:15,473 - If I'm working all the time, 1059 00:46:15,475 --> 00:46:17,046 why don't I have any money? 1060 00:46:17,048 --> 00:46:18,344 - Okay, so Sequels takes money out 1061 00:46:18,346 --> 00:46:19,950 for your like, RSP funds, 1062 00:46:19,952 --> 00:46:21,809 and your employment benefits, and stuff. 1063 00:46:21,811 --> 00:46:23,646 - Okay, I don't want all that. 1064 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:25,318 I want to save all my money so I can go to NYU. 1065 00:46:26,255 --> 00:46:27,650 - I'm sorry. 1066 00:46:27,652 --> 00:46:29,256 Have you never had a job before? 1067 00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:31,720 Okay, no, no, no, let's try to get it. 1068 00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:33,425 Let's try together, yeah. 1069 00:46:38,267 --> 00:46:39,266 - Okay, have a great day. 1070 00:46:39,268 --> 00:46:41,037 And don't forget, 1071 00:46:41,039 --> 00:46:43,039 your Marshall McLuhan book reports are due next Wednesday. 1072 00:46:44,405 --> 00:46:47,505 The medium is the homework! 1073 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,378 Hey, Matt, Lawrence, can we chat? 1074 00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:02,619 So, you promised me a cut in February. 1075 00:47:02,621 --> 00:47:04,423 It's now March. 1076 00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:06,227 So what is happening with that Year End Video? 1077 00:47:06,229 --> 00:47:09,329 - Oh yes, yeah, we're nearly there. 1078 00:47:09,331 --> 00:47:10,660 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1079 00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:11,661 - Okay. 1080 00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:13,168 Matt, is this true? 1081 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:15,005 - I don't know. 1082 00:47:15,007 --> 00:47:16,633 I haven't really been working with Lawrence at all, so. 1083 00:47:16,635 --> 00:47:18,503 - Well, I think it was just more 1084 00:47:18,505 --> 00:47:19,944 we were having some creative differences-- 1085 00:47:19,946 --> 00:47:21,440 - Okay, is there anything 1086 00:47:21,442 --> 00:47:24,311 that I can show to the principal at all? 1087 00:47:24,313 --> 00:47:25,576 - Me and Lauren P. can show you a cut 1088 00:47:25,578 --> 00:47:27,677 of the Year End Video on Monday. 1089 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,118 We're working together now, so. 1090 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,713 - Wait, Lauren's involved? 1091 00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:31,549 - Yeah. 1092 00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:33,452 - That's great! 1093 00:47:33,454 --> 00:47:34,882 Hey, did you hear she got into film school at Ryerson? 1094 00:47:34,884 --> 00:47:36,422 - Yeah, I know. 1095 00:47:36,424 --> 00:47:37,555 She's really good at like, film stuff. 1096 00:47:37,557 --> 00:47:38,820 She's really cool. 1097 00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:40,393 - Mr. Olenick, 1098 00:47:40,395 --> 00:47:41,966 I don't think it's fair for Lauren P. 1099 00:47:41,968 --> 00:47:43,495 to get credit on the Year End Video 1100 00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:45,299 when I never asked her to be involved. 1101 00:47:45,301 --> 00:47:47,301 - Well, don't women need opportunities to get involved? 1102 00:47:47,303 --> 00:47:49,699 Yeah, but she's a poser. 1103 00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:54,605 - Okay. 1104 00:47:54,607 --> 00:47:57,575 Matt, I am really looking forward 1105 00:47:57,577 --> 00:47:59,115 to what you and Lauren create. 1106 00:47:59,117 --> 00:48:00,281 Go for it. 1107 00:48:00,283 --> 00:48:01,282 - Thank you, Mr. Olenick. 1108 00:48:04,056 --> 00:48:08,091 - Hey Lawrence, are you okay? 1109 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:09,961 - If you're not going in, 1110 00:48:09,963 --> 00:48:10,995 you have to call Sequels and you have to let them know. 1111 00:48:10,997 --> 00:48:11,820 Come on. 1112 00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:12,821 - I know that. 1113 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,999 Obviously, I have to go. 1114 00:48:15,001 --> 00:48:15,791 I have to go. 1115 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:16,660 I just. 1116 00:48:16,662 --> 00:48:18,233 - Lawrence. 1117 00:48:18,235 --> 00:48:19,762 - Just let me rest for like, 10 more minutes. 1118 00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:22,501 - Oh my god. 1119 00:48:22,503 --> 00:48:23,436 Wow. 1120 00:48:24,274 --> 00:48:25,240 Lawrence. 1121 00:48:26,573 --> 00:48:31,279 You are 40 minutes late. - We had car trouble. 1122 00:48:31,281 --> 00:48:32,841 - You'll have to get changed. 1123 00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,381 - Yeah, I'll just be like one second. 1124 00:48:34,383 --> 00:48:35,382 - Like, Lawrence, like you're really late. 1125 00:48:35,384 --> 00:48:37,648 Like, please hurry up. 1126 00:48:52,368 --> 00:48:53,367 - Oh, fuck. 1127 00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,057 Ah, fuck. 1128 00:49:22,101 --> 00:49:23,925 Hey, are you okay? 1129 00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:25,201 Open the door. 1130 00:49:26,105 --> 00:49:27,038 Lawrence. 1131 00:49:30,934 --> 00:49:33,506 - Great, so "Jumanji" is due Thursday at noon. 1132 00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:34,771 - Hey, Alana, I think we have a problem. 1133 00:49:34,773 --> 00:49:36,278 Can I talk to you? 1134 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,181 - Is Lawrence still getting changed? 1135 00:49:38,183 --> 00:49:39,182 - Actually, he just locked himself in the back room. 1136 00:49:39,184 --> 00:49:40,744 I'm not really sure why. 1137 00:49:40,746 --> 00:49:41,910 - I'll take the next customer in line. 1138 00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:43,483 - Look, I know that you can tell 1139 00:49:43,485 --> 00:49:45,287 that Lawrence is not like a regular kid. 1140 00:49:45,289 --> 00:49:46,453 I can't do this right now. 1141 00:49:46,455 --> 00:49:48,257 - I mean, you know, I love him. 1142 00:49:48,259 --> 00:49:49,654 It's just that he has serious emotional problems. 1143 00:49:49,656 --> 00:49:50,919 - I can't. 1144 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,459 - Look, I'm sure that he told you 1145 00:49:52,461 --> 00:49:53,625 that his father committed suicide 1146 00:49:53,627 --> 00:49:55,165 about four years ago, right? 1147 00:49:55,167 --> 00:49:56,166 He used to use it as an excuse for everything 1148 00:49:56,168 --> 00:49:58,102 like to get out of gym 1149 00:49:58,104 --> 00:49:59,565 or if he didn't like what TV show you were watching. 1150 00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:01,435 - Sorry. 1151 00:50:01,437 --> 00:50:02,832 - But I need to get into the back room and I'm sorry. 1152 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,306 I'm sorry. - No, that's okay. 1153 00:50:04,308 --> 00:50:05,142 - I know that you're really busy. 1154 00:50:05,144 --> 00:50:06,176 - You know what? 1155 00:50:06,178 --> 00:50:07,342 I'm really sorry. 1156 00:50:07,344 --> 00:50:08,508 Like, I didn't know all that, 1157 00:50:08,510 --> 00:50:10,180 but I'm down two employees 1158 00:50:10,182 --> 00:50:11,874 and I have no one to help me on cash. 1159 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,381 So I'll go and check on him 1160 00:50:13,383 --> 00:50:15,185 as soon as the line calms down. 1161 00:50:15,187 --> 00:50:16,384 I'll help you over here. 1162 00:50:16,386 --> 00:50:17,550 What is she doing? 1163 00:50:17,552 --> 00:50:19,486 Hey, can you help Alana please? 1164 00:50:19,488 --> 00:50:20,916 - What's going on? - Nothing, it's-- 1165 00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:22,489 - No, it's actually not nothing. 1166 00:50:22,491 --> 00:50:23,193 - Shannon, just go back to returns. 1167 00:50:23,195 --> 00:50:24,359 - Okay. 1168 00:50:24,361 --> 00:50:25,525 I'm over here if you need me. 1169 00:50:25,527 --> 00:50:27,021 - Is Brendan back from Staples 1170 00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:28,528 because we're all out of receipt paper? 1171 00:50:28,530 --> 00:50:29,793 I think he just called. 1172 00:50:29,795 --> 00:50:30,827 - I can take someone here. 1173 00:50:30,829 --> 00:50:32,334 "8 Miles?" 1174 00:50:32,336 --> 00:50:33,863 This is about that guy, that Eminem guy. 1175 00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,029 - I'm just gonna get you checked out here. 1176 00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:35,700 - Shannon, what else do I do? 1177 00:50:35,702 --> 00:50:37,207 - Okay. 1178 00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:38,208 First, we're gonna scan the membership card. 1179 00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:39,033 - Okay, that's it. 1180 00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:40,573 Let's go. 1181 00:50:40,575 --> 00:50:42,179 Shannon, you're in charge. - Okay. 1182 00:50:42,181 --> 00:50:43,246 Shannon, you're in charge. 1183 00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:44,544 - Don't do that. - Okay. 1184 00:50:45,679 --> 00:50:47,217 - Hi. 1185 00:50:47,219 --> 00:50:49,384 Hey Lawrence? 1186 00:50:49,386 --> 00:50:51,419 Your mom says you're upset. 1187 00:50:51,421 --> 00:50:54,048 Can I open the door? 1188 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,083 No, don't come in please. 1189 00:50:56,085 --> 00:50:57,260 Hey, honey? 1190 00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:58,855 Okay, so Lawrence, 1191 00:50:58,857 --> 00:51:00,087 you can take the next 30 minutes in there, okay, 1192 00:51:00,089 --> 00:51:01,825 and just like, cool down. 1193 00:51:01,827 --> 00:51:05,334 And then I need you back on cash at 6. 1194 00:51:05,336 --> 00:51:06,335 Okay. 1195 00:51:06,337 --> 00:51:07,468 And your mom's here. 1196 00:51:07,470 --> 00:51:09,602 If you want to talk to her. 1197 00:51:09,604 --> 00:51:10,603 Hey, honey. 1198 00:51:10,605 --> 00:51:11,439 How are you doing? 1199 00:51:14,246 --> 00:51:19,381 - I can't, I can't, I can't. 1200 00:51:21,187 --> 00:51:23,044 - Okay, what can't you do? 1201 00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,815 I can't like, like breathe! 1202 00:51:24,817 --> 00:51:26,718 - Okay, I need you to breathe. 1203 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:27,653 Okay, so. 1204 00:51:31,263 --> 00:51:33,164 - Lauren P. - already got into Ryerson. 1205 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:36,057 I'm not gonna get into any schools at all! 1206 00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:37,597 Okay. 1207 00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:39,731 Okay, we're not thinking about that right now. 1208 00:51:39,733 --> 00:51:41,370 You just need to calm down, okay? 1209 00:51:41,372 --> 00:51:44,406 So, okay, I want you to close your eyes 1210 00:51:45,706 --> 00:51:48,410 and just imagine, just imagine an ocean. 1211 00:51:48,412 --> 00:51:53,481 Imagine the ocean in "Cast Away." 1212 00:51:54,583 --> 00:51:56,077 Okay? 1213 00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:57,848 You still like that movie, right? 1214 00:51:57,850 --> 00:51:59,289 - It's, it's-- 1215 00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:01,225 Remember to breathe. 1216 00:52:01,227 --> 00:52:02,754 Okay? 1217 00:52:02,756 --> 00:52:04,085 And you tell Wilson what the water's like. 1218 00:52:08,157 --> 00:52:09,123 - It's warm. 1219 00:52:11,567 --> 00:52:13,435 That's great. 1220 00:52:13,437 --> 00:52:14,370 What else? 1221 00:52:21,478 --> 00:52:22,609 - It's blue. 1222 00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:27,680 - Yep, it's blue. 1223 00:52:31,884 --> 00:52:32,850 Hey. 1224 00:52:36,394 --> 00:52:38,460 - I'm just waiting for my mom to come pick me up. 1225 00:52:38,462 --> 00:52:39,395 - Okay. 1226 00:52:44,699 --> 00:52:45,995 Are you feeling better? 1227 00:52:47,405 --> 00:52:48,503 - Yeah, yeah. 1228 00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:52,309 I don't know what happened back there. 1229 00:52:52,311 --> 00:52:55,642 I just like, forgot how to breathe or something. 1230 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,249 Oh my god. 1231 00:52:59,351 --> 00:53:00,515 I'm really sorry. 1232 00:53:03,421 --> 00:53:05,047 - It's okay. 1233 00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:06,686 - Did you hear back from NYU? 1234 00:53:08,723 --> 00:53:10,184 - I'm not gonna get into NYU. - Huh? 1235 00:53:11,858 --> 00:53:14,991 - I'm probably not gonna get into any universities. 1236 00:53:14,993 --> 00:53:16,564 My mom says my life is supposed 1237 00:53:16,566 --> 00:53:18,599 to get a lot better after high school. 1238 00:53:19,569 --> 00:53:21,470 That's when she blossomed 1239 00:53:21,472 --> 00:53:24,539 and I'm apparently a late bloomer or whatever too. 1240 00:53:27,511 --> 00:53:29,104 But I'm just about to graduate 1241 00:53:30,481 --> 00:53:33,713 and it is so depressing to know 1242 00:53:33,715 --> 00:53:36,716 that I have to go through the rest of my life as like, 1243 00:53:36,718 --> 00:53:39,356 just me. 1244 00:53:42,493 --> 00:53:43,459 - Yeah. 1245 00:53:43,461 --> 00:53:48,431 Well, I get that. 1246 00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:59,970 So your mom told me about your dad. 1247 00:54:02,381 --> 00:54:04,040 - She did? 1248 00:54:04,042 --> 00:54:05,074 - I'm really sorry. 1249 00:54:09,421 --> 00:54:10,244 - Yeah. 1250 00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,179 Well, 1251 00:54:12,490 --> 00:54:14,523 actually, I was like, thinking about 1252 00:54:16,890 --> 00:54:18,956 what you were saying about your roommate. 1253 00:54:20,597 --> 00:54:24,291 And you're kind of like, the only other person I know 1254 00:54:24,293 --> 00:54:28,471 who's like, had to deal with that, so just. 1255 00:54:51,364 --> 00:54:54,024 - Hey, you're gonna get into NYU, okay? 1256 00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:57,632 Hey, I like believe in you. 1257 00:54:59,702 --> 00:55:00,668 - Thank you. 1258 00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:04,639 - Yeah. - Thank you. 1259 00:55:05,477 --> 00:55:07,004 - Okay. 1260 00:55:07,006 --> 00:55:08,610 - Yeah, my mom will be here any minute anyways. 1261 00:55:08,612 --> 00:55:10,645 - Okay, okay, okay. 1262 00:55:10,647 --> 00:55:11,844 Just get home safe, okay? 1263 00:55:11,846 --> 00:55:12,944 - Yeah, you too. 1264 00:55:14,387 --> 00:55:15,419 Bye, Lawrence. 1265 00:55:15,421 --> 00:55:16,354 - Bye. 1266 00:55:38,675 --> 00:55:40,037 - Hey. 1267 00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:44,481 There you go. 1268 00:55:44,483 --> 00:55:45,416 What's wrong? 1269 00:55:46,716 --> 00:55:48,375 - It's not a perfect slice. 1270 00:55:49,378 --> 00:55:51,246 Like, I'll still eat it, 1271 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:52,588 but you should really learn how to cut a quiche, mom. 1272 00:55:52,590 --> 00:55:54,216 - Like some wine? 1273 00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:55,690 - I'm fine with root beer. 1274 00:56:00,191 --> 00:56:02,389 - I know today's a hard day, 1275 00:56:02,391 --> 00:56:07,031 so I would like to make a toast before you eat. 1276 00:56:09,706 --> 00:56:14,841 To Jeff, wherever you are, happy birthday. 1277 00:56:15,481 --> 00:56:16,414 We love you. 1278 00:56:17,483 --> 00:56:18,713 - Yeah. 1279 00:56:18,715 --> 00:56:19,879 Love you, dad. 1280 00:56:19,881 --> 00:56:20,847 - Cheers. 1281 00:56:25,018 --> 00:56:26,754 You know, we don't have that much time 1282 00:56:26,756 --> 00:56:28,723 until you go to school. 1283 00:56:28,725 --> 00:56:31,220 We should do like this more often. 1284 00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:32,353 - You don't even like me. 1285 00:56:32,355 --> 00:56:35,125 - Yes, I do. 1286 00:56:35,127 --> 00:56:36,929 Actually, I'm pretty proud of you 1287 00:56:38,735 --> 00:56:43,870 because Carleton is offering you a $10,000 scholarship. 1288 00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:05,188 Huh, aren't you excited? 1289 00:57:05,190 --> 00:57:07,025 - Yeah, 1290 00:57:07,027 --> 00:57:08,829 but like, Carleton doesn't even have a real film program. 1291 00:57:08,831 --> 00:57:10,501 - No, yes they do. 1292 00:57:10,503 --> 00:57:12,096 You can major in Film Studies. 1293 00:57:12,098 --> 00:57:14,362 - Yeah, but that means I can't shoot in 16-mm, 1294 00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:16,067 or have Todd Solondz as my teacher, or like-- 1295 00:57:16,069 --> 00:57:18,234 - You know what my mom said to me? 1296 00:57:18,236 --> 00:57:19,774 She said I had three options. 1297 00:57:19,776 --> 00:57:22,579 I could be a teacher, a secretary, or a nurse. 1298 00:57:22,581 --> 00:57:24,548 I thought, I hate needles. 1299 00:57:24,550 --> 00:57:26,110 I don't like children all that much. 1300 00:57:26,112 --> 00:57:27,881 I guess I'll have to be a secretary. 1301 00:57:27,883 --> 00:57:29,278 - So because your parents ruined your life, 1302 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,279 you have to ruin mine? 1303 00:57:30,281 --> 00:57:32,116 - No. 1304 00:57:32,118 --> 00:57:33,788 What I'm saying is we can't afford you to go to NYU 1305 00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:36,153 because your single mom is a secretary. 1306 00:57:38,564 --> 00:57:40,058 But you're gonna love Ottawa. 1307 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:41,158 The nation's capital is very pretty. 1308 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,324 - Oh my god. 1309 00:57:42,326 --> 00:57:44,392 It's the nation's crapital, mom. 1310 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:45,393 God. 1311 00:57:46,605 --> 00:57:48,132 Pass me some garlic bread. 1312 00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:59,275 - I don't think the person 1313 00:57:59,277 --> 00:58:01,849 that wants you to accept that $10,000 scholarship 1314 00:58:02,819 --> 00:58:04,148 is trying to ruin your life. 1315 00:58:05,118 --> 00:58:07,184 I think that person loves you 1316 00:58:08,517 --> 00:58:09,989 and doesn't want you to be in debt. 1317 00:58:12,697 --> 00:58:15,456 Can you give in just once? 1318 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:16,963 - No! 1319 00:58:16,965 --> 00:58:19,801 I told you, I'm holding out for NYU! 1320 00:58:19,803 --> 00:58:21,198 - Okay. 1321 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:21,869 Then I'm not driving you to work. 1322 00:58:21,871 --> 00:58:23,035 - What? 1323 00:58:23,037 --> 00:58:24,201 - I'm not driving you anywhere-- 1324 00:58:24,203 --> 00:58:25,807 - No, you have to drive me! 1325 00:58:25,809 --> 00:58:27,644 - Until you see this as a viable option. 1326 00:58:27,646 --> 00:58:28,843 - If I can't get to work, I'm gonna lose my job. 1327 00:58:28,845 --> 00:58:29,844 Seriously?! - Mm-hmm. 1328 00:58:29,846 --> 00:58:31,307 You know, sometimes, 1329 00:58:31,309 --> 00:58:32,715 I think dad killed himself because of you. 1330 00:58:32,717 --> 00:58:33,540 - Yeah? 1331 00:58:33,542 --> 00:58:35,047 You know what?! 1332 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:36,917 I think he was smart. 1333 00:58:36,919 --> 00:58:39,480 I would love to kill myself so I could get away from you! 1334 00:58:43,794 --> 00:58:45,024 - Happy birthday, dad. 1335 00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:51,360 - Hey. 1336 00:59:05,013 --> 00:59:06,177 Goodbye. 1337 00:59:06,179 --> 00:59:07,343 - Bye, have a good night. 1338 00:59:07,345 --> 00:59:08,817 Thanks, you too. 1339 00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:13,019 - Hey, thanks for cleaning all the - 1340 00:59:13,021 --> 00:59:14,757 Hey, can you? 1341 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:15,758 - What? 1342 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,418 - I'm trying to - 1343 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,386 - Oh. 1344 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:20,356 - Yeah, no, 1345 00:59:20,358 --> 00:59:21,896 thanks for cleaning all that barf in the kids section. 1346 00:59:21,898 --> 00:59:22,897 I'm sure you have better things to do 1347 00:59:22,899 --> 00:59:24,426 on your Saturday night. 1348 00:59:25,028 --> 00:59:28,606 Oh, fuck this fucking place. 1349 00:59:29,939 --> 00:59:31,972 - Hey, when you said you hated movies, 1350 00:59:32,843 --> 00:59:34,568 were you just kidding? 1351 00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:37,010 - No, no, I really hate movies. 1352 00:59:38,607 --> 00:59:40,112 - Then why do you work here? 1353 00:59:42,578 --> 00:59:47,724 - Okay, so I think that I lied to you. 1354 00:59:54,865 --> 00:59:56,964 I didn't really drop out of school 1355 00:59:56,966 --> 01:00:00,429 because my roommate committed suicide. 1356 01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:03,674 I actually don't have any first-hand experience with that. 1357 01:00:05,304 --> 01:00:06,908 I don't know why I said that. 1358 01:00:06,910 --> 01:00:08,074 I'm really sorry. 1359 01:00:08,076 --> 01:00:09,878 Like, I hope you can forgive me. 1360 01:00:14,346 --> 01:00:16,115 - Yeah, yeah, no, I forgive you. 1361 01:00:16,117 --> 01:00:18,150 Oh my god, thank god. - Totally. 1362 01:00:20,121 --> 01:00:21,989 - I felt like such a piece of shit. 1363 01:00:23,487 --> 01:00:24,453 Okay. 1364 01:00:25,731 --> 01:00:27,225 Thanks. 1365 01:00:27,227 --> 01:00:28,765 Oh, if it makes you feel any better, 1366 01:00:28,767 --> 01:00:32,703 I did really drop out of school when I was 19. 1367 01:00:34,069 --> 01:00:36,806 I moved to LA for this movie that I was in. 1368 01:00:36,808 --> 01:00:38,203 - What movie were you in? 1369 01:00:39,272 --> 01:00:40,810 - "The Running Mate?" 1370 01:00:40,812 --> 01:00:42,339 - Is that um, 1371 01:00:42,341 --> 01:00:43,912 it's like a '90s teen comedy 1372 01:00:43,914 --> 01:00:45,947 where a cool guy runs for class president? 1373 01:00:45,949 --> 01:00:47,784 - Like on a dare 1374 01:00:47,786 --> 01:00:49,313 and then he falls in love with his running mate. 1375 01:00:49,315 --> 01:00:50,853 - Oh, and Jon Lovitz is the school principal. 1376 01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:52,316 Alana, did you get to meet Jon Lovitz? 1377 01:00:53,649 --> 01:00:55,990 - Lawrence, I'm not gonna talk about this 1378 01:00:55,992 --> 01:00:57,761 unless you're really gonna listen. 1379 01:00:59,292 --> 01:01:00,830 Like, movies are not fun. 1380 01:01:00,832 --> 01:01:03,228 There's a lot that they don't tell you about. 1381 01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:05,494 Okay. 1382 01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:10,532 So, this is actually kind of a long story. 1383 01:01:14,373 --> 01:01:15,537 Oh, I didn't. 1384 01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:16,912 No, I didn't mean you had to. 1385 01:01:19,642 --> 01:01:21,180 Okay. 1386 01:01:21,182 --> 01:01:23,545 I always knew that I was meant to be in movies. 1387 01:01:24,823 --> 01:01:27,021 Now, I know that that's stupid, 1388 01:01:27,023 --> 01:01:31,454 but I starred in all the plays at Aldershot 1389 01:01:31,456 --> 01:01:35,964 and just like everything about acting 1390 01:01:35,966 --> 01:01:38,802 just made me feel like people were seeing me 1391 01:01:38,804 --> 01:01:41,200 basically for the first time. 1392 01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:46,337 So, my mom took me to Toronto to try and get an agent 1393 01:01:47,274 --> 01:01:48,845 and then one actually signed me, 1394 01:01:48,847 --> 01:01:52,673 but she made me take these weird head shots 1395 01:01:52,675 --> 01:01:57,216 wearing like a tube top 'cause she said that was my hit. 1396 01:01:57,218 --> 01:01:59,086 - What's a hit? 1397 01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:01,583 - A hit is like what people see when they look at you. 1398 01:02:01,585 --> 01:02:06,720 And I guess my hit was vulnerable drunk slut 1399 01:02:08,262 --> 01:02:12,594 'cause they just kept sending me out for roles 1400 01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:17,731 like "Girl at Keg Party" or "Sorority Babe Number Two," 1401 01:02:18,701 --> 01:02:19,876 like roles that I wouldn't get 1402 01:02:19,878 --> 01:02:22,670 because obviously I wouldn't 1403 01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:25,475 until I did in "The Running Mate." 1404 01:02:26,819 --> 01:02:29,985 Like, getting this role was a really big deal. 1405 01:02:29,987 --> 01:02:31,448 Like Jonah, he was the director. 1406 01:02:31,450 --> 01:02:32,713 He fought for me. 1407 01:02:32,715 --> 01:02:35,353 And so I was in LA, 1408 01:02:35,355 --> 01:02:38,026 and I was like living on my own, 1409 01:02:38,028 --> 01:02:42,756 and I was lonely. 1410 01:02:46,267 --> 01:02:48,597 But Jonah, he like took pity on me and, 1411 01:02:52,911 --> 01:02:54,669 oh, you remind me of him. 1412 01:02:56,706 --> 01:02:58,607 He went to Tisch School of the Arts. 1413 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:02,446 Me and Jonah, we would drive around, 1414 01:03:02,448 --> 01:03:04,019 and we would go for tacos, 1415 01:03:04,021 --> 01:03:06,153 and we would like, talk and watch movies. 1416 01:03:06,155 --> 01:03:11,290 And then there was this producer 1417 01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:13,820 who started hanging around. 1418 01:03:13,822 --> 01:03:15,591 - Isn't that what producers do? 1419 01:03:15,593 --> 01:03:18,000 - Yeah, but this producer was like a creep. 1420 01:03:18,002 --> 01:03:19,595 Like if I had a wardrobe test, 1421 01:03:19,597 --> 01:03:21,828 he would just like stand behind me the whole time 1422 01:03:21,830 --> 01:03:22,829 staring at my ass. 1423 01:03:22,831 --> 01:03:24,402 Like, he, I don't know, 1424 01:03:24,404 --> 01:03:25,766 was obsessed with my panty lines. 1425 01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:28,241 And then all of a sudden, 1426 01:03:28,243 --> 01:03:31,706 there was like this concern about my "experience level" 1427 01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:35,644 and he just kept inviting me to dinners to discuss it. 1428 01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:37,481 But these dinners were always really late 1429 01:03:37,483 --> 01:03:39,417 in his hotel room, 1430 01:03:39,419 --> 01:03:42,717 but Jonah, he kept pushing me to go over and over and over. 1431 01:03:43,522 --> 01:03:44,686 So then I did, I did, 1432 01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:48,459 I went to his hotel and I, yeah, 1433 01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:49,823 I went into his room, 1434 01:03:49,825 --> 01:03:52,331 but the lights were all off. 1435 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:54,465 And he was just like, sitting there in the dark, 1436 01:03:54,467 --> 01:03:58,909 so now it's just like, me and him in the dark and, 1437 01:04:06,017 --> 01:04:08,248 and I, I can't get him off me. 1438 01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:21,426 So, 1439 01:04:29,337 --> 01:04:32,008 the movie gets delayed and then they like, 1440 01:04:32,010 --> 01:04:36,276 Jonah replaces me with this girl on the WB. 1441 01:04:36,278 --> 01:04:41,182 And yeah, I like spend the next six years living in LA, 1442 01:04:41,184 --> 01:04:43,151 and I don't book a single other thing 1443 01:04:43,153 --> 01:04:44,878 except for this one like, dumb pilot 1444 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,419 until I just rack up so much debt 1445 01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,487 that I have to move back in with my parents 1446 01:04:49,489 --> 01:04:51,027 and I start working here. 1447 01:04:51,029 --> 01:04:51,962 So, 1448 01:04:56,034 --> 01:04:59,002 yeah, I hate movies. 1449 01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:07,373 - Why did you tell me this? 1450 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:09,408 - 'Cause I thought that you would wanna, 1451 01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,948 like, you would wanna know. 1452 01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:16,811 I don't know. 1453 01:05:18,419 --> 01:05:20,056 Sorry, sorry, I guess. 1454 01:05:21,587 --> 01:05:22,784 I don't know. 1455 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,161 Am I like the only person you've told? 1456 01:05:26,163 --> 01:05:27,129 - What? 1457 01:05:27,956 --> 01:05:29,329 Aside from my mom, 1458 01:05:29,331 --> 01:05:31,199 yeah, yeah, you are. 1459 01:05:33,962 --> 01:05:34,928 - God. 1460 01:05:39,473 --> 01:05:44,410 - Like, why didn't you just tell someone? 1461 01:05:44,412 --> 01:05:46,577 You know, like if you told the police, 1462 01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:48,810 I bet that guy would be in jail right now. 1463 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,582 - Are you like a fucking idiot? 1464 01:05:54,158 --> 01:05:57,456 Sometimes, I like can't believe my job 1465 01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:59,590 is to make you feel good about yourself, 1466 01:05:59,592 --> 01:06:01,460 like to make you feel great 1467 01:06:01,462 --> 01:06:03,363 about your like incredible future 1468 01:06:03,365 --> 01:06:05,893 when I was actually talented and good. 1469 01:06:05,895 --> 01:06:11,008 And like, the saddest part is I really want your approval. 1470 01:06:12,902 --> 01:06:14,770 I really want you to think I'm cool 1471 01:06:14,772 --> 01:06:17,773 and that is the saddest thing that I can imagine. 1472 01:06:17,775 --> 01:06:19,346 - I think you're so cool, Alana. 1473 01:06:19,348 --> 01:06:20,743 I really do. 1474 01:06:43,174 --> 01:06:44,998 Attention, Aldershot. 1475 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,242 If Ashley McIsaac could come to the office, 1476 01:06:47,244 --> 01:06:49,508 it is time to take your Ritalin. 1477 01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:50,443 Thank you. 1478 01:06:54,119 --> 01:06:55,382 - Hey, man. 1479 01:06:55,384 --> 01:06:56,878 How the hell are you? 1480 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,912 - I'm good. 1481 01:06:58,816 --> 01:07:00,255 How the hell are you? 1482 01:07:00,257 --> 01:07:01,553 - Oh, yeah, dude. 1483 01:07:01,555 --> 01:07:03,489 I got into Carleton. 1484 01:07:03,491 --> 01:07:06,195 I mean like obviously, I'm holding out for NYU still, 1485 01:07:06,197 --> 01:07:07,823 but yeah, it's crazy. 1486 01:07:07,825 --> 01:07:10,958 They wanna gimme like a $10,000 scholarship. 1487 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:11,860 - That's amazing, man. 1488 01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:13,235 Good for you. 1489 01:07:14,205 --> 01:07:15,699 - Well, are you and Lauren P. 1490 01:07:15,701 --> 01:07:17,305 still working on the Year End Video, 1491 01:07:17,307 --> 01:07:18,438 going to Wendy's, getting frosties? 1492 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,737 - What do you want, Lawrence? 1493 01:07:23,148 --> 01:07:24,213 - Well, I was just, 1494 01:07:25,909 --> 01:07:27,678 I was just thinking about how we haven't had Reject's Night 1495 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,845 in like a really long time, you know? 1496 01:07:29,847 --> 01:07:33,618 Probably because I've been working so much and yeah, yeah, 1497 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:37,985 I was just thinking about how like maybe this Saturday, 1498 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:40,020 we could have a Reject's Night again, you know? 1499 01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,824 Like I would have to switch my shift at work, 1500 01:07:41,826 --> 01:07:43,298 but then you'd be able to pick me up at Sequels 1501 01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:45,498 at like 10 and we could still make SNL. 1502 01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:48,930 - Yeah, that's totally cool. 1503 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:51,207 I can ask my dad to like let me borrow the car or something. 1504 01:07:51,209 --> 01:07:53,539 - Yeah, dude, awesome. - Cool. 1505 01:07:53,541 --> 01:07:55,178 Oh man, we should do the thing. 1506 01:07:56,544 --> 01:07:57,774 - Nah, I don't want to do that right now. 1507 01:07:57,776 --> 01:07:58,940 - Oh, come on, Matt. 1508 01:07:58,942 --> 01:08:00,678 Just do the thing with me, dude. 1509 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,075 - I don't want to-- - Come on, just do the thing! 1510 01:08:02,077 --> 01:08:02,911 It takes like 20 seconds to do the thing! 1511 01:08:02,913 --> 01:08:04,616 Do the thing. 1512 01:08:04,618 --> 01:08:05,749 - Okay. 1513 01:08:05,751 --> 01:08:07,014 - Okay. 1514 01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:08,191 Okay. 1515 01:08:08,193 --> 01:08:10,292 I am casually eating a hot dog 1516 01:08:10,294 --> 01:08:12,261 in like a stylish leather jacket 1517 01:08:12,263 --> 01:08:14,230 and I'm very bashful, okay? 1518 01:08:14,232 --> 01:08:15,165 What about you? 1519 01:08:16,498 --> 01:08:17,596 - I'm looking at the Empire State Building. 1520 01:08:17,598 --> 01:08:18,696 - Okay, frame me up. 1521 01:08:20,370 --> 01:08:23,503 - It's Saturday Night Live with Lawrence Kweller. 1522 01:08:27,179 --> 01:08:29,674 - And Matt Macarchuck! 1523 01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:36,681 Now, you've gotta be the ugliest son of a bitch 1524 01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:37,979 this world has ever seen! 1525 01:08:37,981 --> 01:08:39,145 Who in the hell are you? 1526 01:08:39,147 --> 01:08:40,751 Are you an abomination of God? 1527 01:08:40,753 --> 01:08:42,291 Sir, yes, sir! 1528 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,295 Are you ugly, Private? 1529 01:08:46,297 --> 01:08:48,121 Sir, yes, sir! 1530 01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:49,694 Does your mama think you're a mistake, Private? 1531 01:08:49,696 --> 01:08:51,498 Sir, yes, sir! 1532 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:52,994 Drop to your knees and give me 20 1533 01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:54,930 before I puke my guts out. - Sir! 1534 01:08:54,932 --> 01:08:57,537 - We're closed, go home. 1535 01:09:02,247 --> 01:09:03,477 Oh, you're still here? 1536 01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,105 You begged me to take your shift. 1537 01:09:05,107 --> 01:09:06,975 - Yeah, 1538 01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:08,141 'cause me and my friend Matt are watching SNL tonight. 1539 01:09:08,143 --> 01:09:09,010 He's coming to pick me up. 1540 01:09:10,849 --> 01:09:12,519 - Dude, it's midnight. 1541 01:09:15,788 --> 01:09:17,293 What's his last name? 1542 01:09:17,295 --> 01:09:18,921 You want me to put a late fee on his account? 1543 01:09:18,923 --> 01:09:20,230 - It's Macarchuck. 1544 01:09:21,629 --> 01:09:23,398 It'd be under his dad's name, Rick. 1545 01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:28,568 Okay, don't actually do that, but - 1546 01:09:28,570 --> 01:09:30,570 I do wanna see what movies he rented. 1547 01:09:39,383 --> 01:09:40,382 That doesn't make any sense. 1548 01:09:40,384 --> 01:09:41,581 This is his home branch. 1549 01:09:43,354 --> 01:09:44,485 Why would he switch? 1550 01:09:45,950 --> 01:09:49,215 - Oh shit, shit, shit, shit. 1551 01:09:49,217 --> 01:09:50,854 Do you want a ride home? 1552 01:09:52,561 --> 01:09:54,330 - No, no, I can't. 1553 01:09:54,332 --> 01:09:56,090 I can't go home tonight actually. 1554 01:09:59,997 --> 01:10:01,832 Do you think I could just sleep in the store? 1555 01:10:01,834 --> 01:10:02,767 - What? 1556 01:10:07,873 --> 01:10:09,708 Yo, that's gonna kill your neck. 1557 01:10:09,710 --> 01:10:12,007 - No, it won't. 1558 01:10:12,009 --> 01:10:13,580 - Okay. 1559 01:10:13,582 --> 01:10:15,241 So I can get in a lot of shit for this Lawrence. 1560 01:10:15,243 --> 01:10:16,814 So, hey? - Mm-hmm? 1561 01:10:16,816 --> 01:10:18,321 Okay, so it's really important 1562 01:10:18,323 --> 01:10:19,850 that you remember to enter the security code 1563 01:10:19,852 --> 01:10:21,423 when you lock up in the morning, okay? 1564 01:10:21,425 --> 01:10:22,424 - Yeah. 1565 01:10:22,426 --> 01:10:24,360 - Okay, it's 4-3-6-5. 1566 01:10:24,362 --> 01:10:26,395 - 4-3-6-5. - Got it. 1567 01:10:26,397 --> 01:10:28,056 Have a good night, I guess. 1568 01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:30,157 - 4-3-6-5. - 4-3-6-5. 1569 01:11:12,410 --> 01:11:13,343 - Ow. 1570 01:12:07,091 --> 01:12:08,024 Fuck! 1571 01:12:31,379 --> 01:12:32,378 - Hey. 1572 01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:34,721 Hey, how was Matt's? 1573 01:12:34,723 --> 01:12:37,526 What's wrong? 1574 01:12:37,528 --> 01:12:38,461 Hello? 1575 01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,025 Hold on. 1576 01:12:42,027 --> 01:12:43,026 Lawrence, it's Alana. 1577 01:12:43,028 --> 01:12:44,258 Can you talk to her? 1578 01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:45,864 - No. 1579 01:12:45,866 --> 01:12:47,360 - Alana, I'm sorry. 1580 01:12:47,362 --> 01:12:48,801 Lawrence can't come to the phone. 1581 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:51,232 What? 1582 01:12:53,907 --> 01:12:55,511 Oh my god. 1583 01:12:55,513 --> 01:12:58,910 No, I did not know, no. 1584 01:12:58,912 --> 01:13:01,418 I thought that he was at a friend's house, yeah. 1585 01:13:02,377 --> 01:13:03,376 Okay. 1586 01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:04,784 Yes, of course, yes. 1587 01:13:05,754 --> 01:13:07,886 He'll be coming down right away. 1588 01:13:07,888 --> 01:13:08,854 Yeah. 1589 01:13:10,726 --> 01:13:11,626 Okay, bye. 1590 01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:15,729 Looks like your store was robbed this morning. 1591 01:13:15,731 --> 01:13:18,798 Something about not punching in the security code right? 1592 01:13:19,768 --> 01:13:21,438 You slept at Sequels last night? 1593 01:13:24,509 --> 01:13:26,102 You have to go file a police report. 1594 01:13:26,104 --> 01:13:27,070 - What?! 1595 01:13:28,744 --> 01:13:29,677 But, I didn't get into NYU. 1596 01:13:35,278 --> 01:13:36,244 - I'm sorry. 1597 01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:39,918 My heart is breaking for you, 1598 01:13:43,528 --> 01:13:45,253 but you're gonna cry in the car. 1599 01:13:53,571 --> 01:13:55,967 - Well, you get the idea. 1600 01:13:55,969 --> 01:14:00,543 So, Alana feels like you're not really being a team player. 1601 01:14:00,545 --> 01:14:03,370 We got here frequently late. 1602 01:14:03,372 --> 01:14:05,174 Apparently, you have expressed a desire 1603 01:14:05,176 --> 01:14:07,242 not to sell the merchandise. 1604 01:14:07,244 --> 01:14:11,917 And there have been some reports of emotional instability. 1605 01:14:11,919 --> 01:14:14,414 But now she sees you on the security cameras, 1606 01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:16,823 sleeping overnight in the store, 1607 01:14:16,825 --> 01:14:18,990 which is a huge security risk. 1608 01:14:18,992 --> 01:14:20,827 And not only that, 1609 01:14:20,829 --> 01:14:23,456 but the front door to the store was somehow left wide open. 1610 01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:27,130 We have now lost $5,000 worth of Sequels merchandise. 1611 01:14:29,266 --> 01:14:31,673 - I've also done good things too. 1612 01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:33,499 Did Alana mention the Staff Picks wall? 1613 01:14:33,501 --> 01:14:35,644 - Yeah, no, the Staff Picks wall was great, 1614 01:14:35,646 --> 01:14:38,548 but right now, you're letting your whole team down, okay? 1615 01:14:38,550 --> 01:14:40,341 Especially me. 1616 01:14:40,343 --> 01:14:41,980 - Lawrence, you have an amazing opportunity right now. 1617 01:14:41,982 --> 01:14:43,443 You're working for a company 1618 01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:44,983 that's only growing and expanding. 1619 01:14:44,985 --> 01:14:47,315 So if you play your cards right, 1620 01:14:47,317 --> 01:14:49,988 I could see you having a career in the video store industry 1621 01:14:49,990 --> 01:14:52,287 for the next 30 to 40 years. 1622 01:14:53,631 --> 01:14:55,455 - No offense, 1623 01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:57,666 but I think I wanna do bigger things with my life 1624 01:14:57,668 --> 01:14:59,228 than just work here. 1625 01:14:59,230 --> 01:15:02,396 Like my job is walking around a video store, 1626 01:15:02,398 --> 01:15:03,738 making people buy things. 1627 01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:05,872 It's kind of the stupidest job 1628 01:15:05,874 --> 01:15:08,105 that's ever existed to be honest. 1629 01:15:08,107 --> 01:15:11,471 And you want me to do it for the next 30 to 40 years? 1630 01:15:11,473 --> 01:15:14,243 Like, don't you think I'm more capable than that? 1631 01:15:15,818 --> 01:15:17,345 - Why are you being a dick? 1632 01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,215 - Well, it's not the language I would use. 1633 01:15:19,217 --> 01:15:21,118 - Well, no, Lawrence needs to know when he's being a dick. 1634 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,790 Just because you go to university doesn't mean 1635 01:15:22,792 --> 01:15:24,484 like everything's gonna turn out great. 1636 01:15:24,486 --> 01:15:26,827 People work at Sequels to do things 1637 01:15:26,829 --> 01:15:30,028 like earn a living and survive. 1638 01:15:30,030 --> 01:15:31,557 - Maybe they also do it 1639 01:15:31,559 --> 01:15:33,394 when they've had a traumatic experience 1640 01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,902 and they're emotionally devastated now or whatever. 1641 01:15:35,904 --> 01:15:37,739 - Wow, really? 1642 01:15:38,907 --> 01:15:40,401 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1643 01:15:40,403 --> 01:15:42,337 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1644 01:15:42,339 --> 01:15:44,174 - I don't understand why I'm being called a motherfucker. 1645 01:15:44,176 --> 01:15:45,681 - That's not really the way to speak to an employee. 1646 01:15:45,683 --> 01:15:47,540 - Well, maybe me and Owen are like pissed off 1647 01:15:47,542 --> 01:15:49,575 because of your huge sense of fucking entitlement?! 1648 01:15:49,577 --> 01:15:51,687 Do you know what I would give to be a 17-year-old boy 1649 01:15:51,689 --> 01:15:54,481 just quietly sitting in the corner watching my DVDs, 1650 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,318 knowing I'm gonna inherit the whole fucking earth 1651 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,155 'cause literally the whole fucking world is made 1652 01:15:58,157 --> 01:15:59,860 for shitty little nerds like me. 1653 01:15:59,862 --> 01:16:01,389 And I bet you will go to NYU 1654 01:16:01,391 --> 01:16:02,929 and just go on to treat so many women 1655 01:16:02,931 --> 01:16:05,734 like complete and utter garbage because, what? 1656 01:16:05,736 --> 01:16:07,329 Your biggest emotional wound is like, 1657 01:16:07,331 --> 01:16:08,869 no one wanted to watch Stanley Kubrick movies 1658 01:16:08,871 --> 01:16:10,398 with you in high school? 1659 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,400 - Well, no, no, I didn't get into NYU. 1660 01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:13,907 And if you're forgetting, 1661 01:16:13,909 --> 01:16:16,041 my dad kind of like killed himself. 1662 01:16:17,374 --> 01:16:19,407 Owen, I'm not sure if you realize this, 1663 01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:21,343 but my father, four years ago, 1664 01:16:21,345 --> 01:16:23,345 he hung himself in our garage, so. 1665 01:16:23,347 --> 01:16:25,149 - On behalf of his Sequels corporation, 1666 01:16:25,151 --> 01:16:26,414 I'd like to extend my deepest condolences to you 1667 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:27,580 and your family. - No, Owen, no. 1668 01:16:27,582 --> 01:16:29,054 He does this like all the time. 1669 01:16:29,056 --> 01:16:30,517 It's like his secret little trick 1670 01:16:30,519 --> 01:16:31,892 to make people feel sorry for him. 1671 01:16:31,894 --> 01:16:33,388 You are very privileged, Lawrence! 1672 01:16:33,390 --> 01:16:35,258 - I don't feel privileged. 1673 01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:36,699 I don't even understand what that means. 1674 01:16:36,701 --> 01:16:37,832 Owen, do you understand what that means? 1675 01:16:37,834 --> 01:16:39,361 - You can't say that to me! 1676 01:16:39,363 --> 01:16:41,330 It makes me wanna stab you in the throat! 1677 01:16:41,332 --> 01:16:44,069 - Okay, so this isn't being productive right now. 1678 01:16:45,809 --> 01:16:47,303 To answer your question, 1679 01:16:47,305 --> 01:16:48,469 I think it's a sort of a structural, 1680 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,009 symbolic kind of privilege. 1681 01:16:50,011 --> 01:16:51,439 - Oh my god, this is not working. 1682 01:16:51,441 --> 01:16:53,309 This is like, crazy. 1683 01:16:53,311 --> 01:16:54,475 - But Lawrence, I do want to apologize for the way 1684 01:16:54,477 --> 01:16:55,476 that you were just spoken to. 1685 01:16:55,478 --> 01:16:56,642 It's not appropriate. 1686 01:16:56,644 --> 01:16:58,149 We will have a chat about that. 1687 01:16:58,151 --> 01:16:59,645 But Alana and I were chatting earlier 1688 01:16:59,647 --> 01:17:01,152 and we think it's appropriate 1689 01:17:01,154 --> 01:17:02,615 to give you a three week probation. 1690 01:17:02,617 --> 01:17:03,957 - Wait, so I'm fired? 1691 01:17:03,959 --> 01:17:05,453 - No, no. 1692 01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:07,092 Brendan, your shift leader, was responsible. 1693 01:17:07,094 --> 01:17:09,325 We feel he should be the one to go. 1694 01:17:09,327 --> 01:17:11,459 But speaking of privileges, 1695 01:17:11,461 --> 01:17:13,263 of course, 1696 01:17:13,265 --> 01:17:15,133 you will not have your Sequels employee privileges 1697 01:17:15,135 --> 01:17:16,970 during your probationary time. 1698 01:17:16,972 --> 01:17:18,400 - Wait, wait, but what about "Punch Drunk Love?" 1699 01:17:18,402 --> 01:17:20,138 The DVD is coming out very soon 1700 01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:22,910 and I need my Sequels discount to be able to buy it. 1701 01:17:22,912 --> 01:17:25,880 - You should have thought of your precious Adam Sandler before - 1702 01:17:27,642 --> 01:17:29,818 Okay, Owen, 1703 01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:31,479 what if I like just don't want Lawrence 1704 01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:32,645 to work here anymore either? 1705 01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:34,218 Can we just fire him right now? 1706 01:17:34,990 --> 01:17:36,858 - Well, no. 1707 01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:38,024 I mean, there's a tiered conflict resolution model. 1708 01:17:38,026 --> 01:17:39,190 - No, no, no, no, you can't. 1709 01:17:39,192 --> 01:17:40,994 I'm sorry, you can't, Alana. 1710 01:17:40,996 --> 01:17:43,799 You can't fire me because I think I love you. 1711 01:17:45,165 --> 01:17:46,967 You're my best friend. 1712 01:17:46,969 --> 01:17:48,364 - No, no, no, no. 1713 01:17:48,366 --> 01:17:50,630 You are a narcissist, Lawrence. 1714 01:18:04,679 --> 01:18:06,316 It's open. 1715 01:18:14,865 --> 01:18:15,831 - Hey. 1716 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:20,693 So yeah, it was just like 1717 01:18:20,695 --> 01:18:22,398 kind of a misunderstanding actually, 1718 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,169 just a bit of a miscommunication. 1719 01:18:24,908 --> 01:18:26,369 - Okay. - Yes. 1720 01:18:26,371 --> 01:18:27,601 - Put your seatbelt on. 1721 01:18:31,981 --> 01:18:32,815 Oh my god. 1722 01:18:32,817 --> 01:18:33,882 - What, what? 1723 01:18:33,884 --> 01:18:35,147 What is that? 1724 01:18:35,149 --> 01:18:36,247 Are you picking your head again? 1725 01:18:36,249 --> 01:18:37,215 - No. 1726 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:39,822 Don't be mad. 1727 01:18:41,122 --> 01:18:43,056 It just helps me feel better sometimes. 1728 01:18:45,995 --> 01:18:46,928 I got fired. 1729 01:18:49,526 --> 01:18:54,232 - It just never ends with you. 1730 01:19:05,817 --> 01:19:08,785 Oh my god, I should be a hairstylist. 1731 01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:11,711 - Okay. 1732 01:19:11,713 --> 01:19:13,955 Now, before we screen the Year End Video, 1733 01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:16,859 would our filmmakers like to come and talk about their work? 1734 01:19:16,861 --> 01:19:17,794 Yeah? Okay. 1735 01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:27,430 - Hi, Aldershot. 1736 01:19:27,432 --> 01:19:28,970 My name is Lauren Phillips 1737 01:19:28,972 --> 01:19:31,071 and I'm the director of the Year End Video. 1738 01:19:32,074 --> 01:19:33,568 Thank you, Mr. Olenick, 1739 01:19:33,570 --> 01:19:36,604 and to my producer, Matt Macarchuck. 1740 01:19:36,606 --> 01:19:38,474 and to all of you guys 1741 01:19:38,476 --> 01:19:40,707 for like putting up with all the filming and stuff. 1742 01:19:40,709 --> 01:19:43,545 We will be doing a QandA in the foyer after the assembly. 1743 01:19:43,547 --> 01:19:47,318 And I shot this on 16-mm film. 1744 01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:48,957 Okay, thanks. 1745 01:19:48,959 --> 01:19:50,156 - Okay, okay! 1746 01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:55,755 Are we ready for this movie? 1747 01:19:57,099 --> 01:19:59,759 All right, lights, curtain, action! 1748 01:20:02,797 --> 01:20:05,105 - That was a great speech. - Thank you. 1749 01:20:05,107 --> 01:20:06,469 Dude, don't be nervous. 1750 01:20:06,471 --> 01:20:07,635 Everyone's gonna love it. 1751 01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:09,670 I'm not nervous. 1752 01:21:46,010 --> 01:21:48,208 - I just bought a new film camera and all that, 1753 01:21:48,210 --> 01:21:50,045 so I'm excited. 1754 01:21:50,047 --> 01:21:51,046 What about you guys? 1755 01:21:51,048 --> 01:21:51,871 Where are you headed to? 1756 01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:53,048 - Hey, man. 1757 01:21:53,050 --> 01:21:54,874 Are you here for our QandA? 1758 01:21:55,844 --> 01:21:58,614 - I mean, I got some Q's. 1759 01:21:58,616 --> 01:22:00,286 - You don't wanna hear our A's? 1760 01:22:01,586 --> 01:22:03,751 - The Year End Video was really cool. 1761 01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:07,557 It um, moved me emotionally, 1762 01:22:07,559 --> 01:22:09,196 which I think is the highest compliment 1763 01:22:09,198 --> 01:22:10,791 you could give to a filmmaker. 1764 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,464 - Well, thank you, Lawrence. 1765 01:22:13,466 --> 01:22:14,597 That was very sweet. 1766 01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:18,436 - I do have a Q actually. 1767 01:22:23,311 --> 01:22:24,904 Why aren't we friends anymore? 1768 01:22:24,906 --> 01:22:26,015 - Ooh, okay. 1769 01:22:28,481 --> 01:22:30,844 Let's take this outside. - Sorry. 1770 01:22:36,423 --> 01:22:39,160 - I think it just got too hard, you know? 1771 01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:42,361 Like, you kind of were just always 1772 01:22:42,363 --> 01:22:43,824 acting like you were better than me, you know? 1773 01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,661 You said I was a placeholder, 1774 01:22:45,663 --> 01:22:47,234 and then you said that fucked up thing to Lauren, 1775 01:22:47,236 --> 01:22:49,929 and then my grandpa died and stuff, 1776 01:22:49,931 --> 01:22:52,998 so I just didn't really want to deal with you. 1777 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,275 - Wait, your grandpa died? 1778 01:22:59,347 --> 01:23:01,314 Why didn't you tell me? 1779 01:23:01,316 --> 01:23:03,184 - I think probably 'cause it was easier than knowing 1780 01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,010 that if I told you, 1781 01:23:05,012 --> 01:23:07,056 you probably wouldn't have given a shit anyways. 1782 01:23:07,058 --> 01:23:09,487 So, I don't know. 1783 01:23:09,489 --> 01:23:13,656 - I am so sorry, Matt, for everything. 1784 01:23:13,658 --> 01:23:14,525 - Dude. 1785 01:23:14,527 --> 01:23:15,790 - No. 1786 01:23:15,792 --> 01:23:16,725 Like... 1787 01:23:18,102 --> 01:23:21,796 Well, will you still sign my yearbook? 1788 01:23:23,305 --> 01:23:24,238 - Yeah. 1789 01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:30,706 - They gave you "nicest eyes." 1790 01:23:32,182 --> 01:23:33,511 You do have very nice eyes. 1791 01:23:33,513 --> 01:23:34,644 - Shut the fuck up. 1792 01:23:34,646 --> 01:23:36,514 - I'm sorry. 1793 01:23:36,516 --> 01:23:37,911 I wish I appreciated them more when I had the chance. 1794 01:23:39,552 --> 01:23:41,981 - You know, I'm gonna move to Toronto next year 1795 01:23:41,983 --> 01:23:43,290 when Lauren goes to Ryerson. 1796 01:23:43,292 --> 01:23:45,050 - Really? - Yeah. 1797 01:23:45,052 --> 01:23:46,623 I was thinking about taking some improv classes 1798 01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:48,493 at Second City. 1799 01:23:48,495 --> 01:23:50,759 - Dude, that's where like a bunch of SNL people went. 1800 01:23:50,761 --> 01:23:51,760 That's awesome. 1801 01:23:53,401 --> 01:23:55,071 - You still moving to New York? 1802 01:23:55,865 --> 01:23:57,535 - Ottawa. 1803 01:23:57,537 --> 01:23:59,207 I'm gonna go to Carleton. 1804 01:24:05,743 --> 01:24:07,545 Dude, you should come visit me. 1805 01:24:07,547 --> 01:24:10,042 I think if we go to Hull, we could get drunk. 1806 01:24:10,044 --> 01:24:11,879 The drinking age there is only 18. 1807 01:24:11,881 --> 01:24:14,552 We could also like maybe take the train to Montreal, 1808 01:24:14,554 --> 01:24:16,048 go see the Parliament Buildings. 1809 01:24:16,050 --> 01:24:18,721 We could go to the National Art Gallery, 1810 01:24:19,691 --> 01:24:21,086 give paintings the finger. 1811 01:24:21,088 --> 01:24:22,054 - Here you go. 1812 01:24:25,763 --> 01:24:27,202 See ya Lawrence. 1813 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:29,864 - Hey, Matt? 1814 01:24:32,374 --> 01:24:34,242 I'm just gonna say something 1815 01:24:34,244 --> 01:24:37,146 and you don't have to say it back if you don't want to, 1816 01:24:38,842 --> 01:24:43,075 but um, I love you and I miss you like, every day. 1817 01:24:50,524 --> 01:24:51,457 - Yeah. 1818 01:24:53,087 --> 01:24:54,493 I'll see you around, okay? 1819 01:24:59,126 --> 01:25:00,092 - Okay. 1820 01:25:09,642 --> 01:25:11,103 Hey, Lawrence. 1821 01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:13,105 I hope you have a great time at Carleton. 1822 01:25:13,107 --> 01:25:15,074 Thanks for making me laugh a lot. 1823 01:25:15,076 --> 01:25:17,076 We'll always have Reject's Night. 1824 01:25:17,078 --> 01:25:18,418 Peace out! 1825 01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,915 Your friend, Matt Macarchuck. 1826 01:25:37,505 --> 01:25:40,033 - I'll meet you at the front. 1827 01:25:55,017 --> 01:25:56,852 - Do you think I could just like, 1828 01:25:56,854 --> 01:25:58,854 get my discount on this one last time? 1829 01:25:59,956 --> 01:26:00,889 - Um, no. 1830 01:26:05,159 --> 01:26:06,125 There you go. 1831 01:26:07,469 --> 01:26:08,402 Thank you. 1832 01:26:10,670 --> 01:26:12,538 - I like your earrings. 1833 01:26:12,540 --> 01:26:13,539 - Thanks. 1834 01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:14,903 They are Le Chateau. 1835 01:26:23,353 --> 01:26:24,286 - Bye for now. 1836 01:26:25,586 --> 01:26:26,717 - See you, Lawrence. 1837 01:26:32,956 --> 01:26:35,528 - Um, more please. - More? 1838 01:26:37,367 --> 01:26:38,531 Okay? 1839 01:26:38,533 --> 01:26:39,598 - One more. - Really? Okay. 1840 01:26:41,195 --> 01:26:42,370 That's great, thank you so much. 1841 01:26:42,372 --> 01:26:43,239 - All right. - Yeah. 1842 01:26:55,209 --> 01:26:57,385 I can help you here, ma'am. 1843 01:26:57,387 --> 01:26:58,881 - Hi. 1844 01:26:58,883 --> 01:27:00,817 Yup, what would you like? 1845 01:27:00,819 --> 01:27:04,183 - So I'll order a turkey sub, whole wheat bread, no cheese. 1846 01:27:25,679 --> 01:27:26,612 Hey. 1847 01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:28,416 Nice hair. 1848 01:27:30,882 --> 01:27:32,145 Can I sit with you? 1849 01:27:36,118 --> 01:27:37,084 - Sure. 1850 01:27:47,965 --> 01:27:50,669 - Oh hey, you're going to university soon, right? 1851 01:27:53,036 --> 01:27:55,069 So I should maybe give you some tips, 1852 01:27:55,071 --> 01:27:57,379 college tips. 1853 01:27:59,075 --> 01:28:00,910 Yeah, any degree you get is like basically meaningless 1854 01:28:00,912 --> 01:28:02,846 so you should just take courses that actually interest you. 1855 01:28:02,848 --> 01:28:05,585 Like, experiment, you know? 1856 01:28:05,587 --> 01:28:07,455 And not just with school 1857 01:28:07,457 --> 01:28:09,314 'cause I actually wish that I had more sex in college. 1858 01:28:09,316 --> 01:28:10,216 - Geez. 1859 01:28:10,218 --> 01:28:12,053 - Yeah. 1860 01:28:12,055 --> 01:28:15,562 And yeah, if you put tinfoil over the smoke detector, 1861 01:28:15,564 --> 01:28:18,125 you can actually smoke weed in your dorm. 1862 01:28:19,799 --> 01:28:22,294 - How do you get people to like you in university? 1863 01:28:26,575 --> 01:28:28,806 - Ask them questions about their interests 1864 01:28:30,139 --> 01:28:31,677 and really listen when they talk. 1865 01:28:31,679 --> 01:28:33,272 Not just because you're waiting to speak, 1866 01:28:33,274 --> 01:28:35,307 but like really listen to what they're saying 1867 01:28:35,309 --> 01:28:38,948 so you can sort of see where the conversation takes you. 1868 01:28:42,657 --> 01:28:44,492 I mean, 1869 01:28:44,494 --> 01:28:46,120 I think people are really gonna like you in university. 1870 01:28:46,122 --> 01:28:49,354 I know that maybe they didn't in high school, 1871 01:28:49,356 --> 01:28:54,502 but I think you have a real college type of personality. 1872 01:28:57,298 --> 01:29:00,673 Yeah, things are like gonna be really good for you there. 1873 01:29:00,675 --> 01:29:02,235 - Well, what about you? 1874 01:29:02,237 --> 01:29:03,445 - What about me? 1875 01:29:03,447 --> 01:29:05,579 - Like, are you gonna be okay? 1876 01:29:07,275 --> 01:29:08,208 - Yeah. 1877 01:29:09,552 --> 01:29:11,849 Yeah, I don't work at Sequels anymore. 1878 01:29:14,117 --> 01:29:17,987 I enrolled in an acting class. 1879 01:29:17,989 --> 01:29:19,351 - Oh. 1880 01:29:19,353 --> 01:29:20,528 - Yeah. 1881 01:29:20,530 --> 01:29:23,091 And I am seeing a therapist. 1882 01:29:24,061 --> 01:29:25,401 - Well, how's all that been? 1883 01:29:27,504 --> 01:29:29,031 - Yeah, pretty good I think. 1884 01:29:30,232 --> 01:29:31,198 - Cool. 1885 01:29:32,905 --> 01:29:36,445 Alana, can I ask you like a super personal question? 1886 01:29:38,372 --> 01:29:39,338 - Mm-hmm? 1887 01:29:40,814 --> 01:29:42,682 - What's your favorite movie, man? 1888 01:29:42,684 --> 01:29:44,277 - Oh my god. - You never told me. 1889 01:29:45,412 --> 01:29:46,752 - Oh my god, Lawrence. 1890 01:29:48,415 --> 01:29:51,724 Okay, are you like really ready to hear the answer now? 1891 01:29:51,726 --> 01:29:53,253 - I think so, yeah. 1892 01:29:53,255 --> 01:29:55,057 - 'Cause it's not a Stanley Kubrick movie. 1893 01:29:55,059 --> 01:29:56,828 - I have come to accept that. - Okay. 1894 01:29:56,830 --> 01:29:58,324 - I just, 1895 01:29:58,326 --> 01:30:00,029 I want to know what kind of movies you like. 1896 01:30:00,031 --> 01:30:00,964 - Ooh. 1897 01:30:06,675 --> 01:30:08,642 "Steel Magnolias." 1898 01:30:10,239 --> 01:30:13,779 - Oh, yeah, I haven't seen that actually. 1899 01:30:13,781 --> 01:30:15,341 - Oh my god. 1900 01:30:15,343 --> 01:30:17,211 Lawrence, you haven't seen "Steel Magnolias?" 1901 01:30:17,213 --> 01:30:18,047 - No, no. 1902 01:30:18,049 --> 01:30:19,554 - What? 1903 01:30:19,556 --> 01:30:21,116 This is like the best movie of all time. 1904 01:30:21,118 --> 01:30:22,722 - What do you like so much about it? 1905 01:30:22,724 --> 01:30:24,493 - Okay, for starters, it has the best cast. 1906 01:30:24,495 --> 01:30:28,090 Like Julia Roberts, Sally Field, Dolly Parton, 1907 01:30:28,092 --> 01:30:30,565 and Shirley MacLaine are all in this movie 1908 01:30:30,567 --> 01:30:35,196 and they all have like these amazing Southern accents. 1909 01:30:36,606 --> 01:30:38,430 And then at the beginning of the movie, 1910 01:30:38,432 --> 01:30:40,971 Julia Roberts is like this beautiful bride to be 1911 01:30:40,973 --> 01:30:42,434 with chronic diabetes. 1912 01:30:42,436 --> 01:30:44,777 And like I don't wanna spoil anything, 1913 01:30:44,779 --> 01:30:48,275 but like she could maybe die at the end. 1914 01:30:48,277 --> 01:30:49,276 - Oh no. 1915 01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:50,442 - It breaks your heart. 1916 01:30:50,444 --> 01:30:51,619 You have to see this movie. 1917 01:30:51,621 --> 01:30:52,785 - What year did it come out? 1918 01:30:52,787 --> 01:30:54,446 - Oh, who the fuck knows? 1919 01:30:54,448 --> 01:30:55,282 Who cares? 1920 01:30:55,284 --> 01:30:56,250 It's so good. 1921 01:31:02,159 --> 01:31:03,664 - Oh my god. 1922 01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:04,995 This is never gonna fit in the car. 1923 01:31:13,544 --> 01:31:14,510 Okay. 1924 01:31:16,140 --> 01:31:17,909 Here we go. 1925 01:32:01,152 --> 01:32:02,723 - Hi. 1926 01:32:02,725 --> 01:32:04,285 My friend said the fourth floor rooms 1927 01:32:04,287 --> 01:32:05,660 are five times bigger than regular rooms, 1928 01:32:05,662 --> 01:32:06,485 so I wanted to check it out. 1929 01:32:06,487 --> 01:32:07,893 Is that cool? 1930 01:32:07,895 --> 01:32:10,027 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 1931 01:32:10,029 --> 01:32:10,995 Cool. 1932 01:32:14,836 --> 01:32:15,769 - Hi. 1933 01:32:17,366 --> 01:32:18,200 I'm Lawrence. 1934 01:32:18,202 --> 01:32:19,168 - I'm Tabitha. 1935 01:32:20,842 --> 01:32:23,403 "Steel Magnolias," cool. 1936 01:32:23,405 --> 01:32:25,273 Do you like movies? 1937 01:32:26,881 --> 01:32:31,785 - Yeah, yeah, I like movies, but what do you like? 1938 01:32:33,019 --> 01:32:34,414 - I'm really into horticulture. 1939 01:32:34,416 --> 01:32:35,580 - Horticulture? 1940 01:32:35,582 --> 01:32:36,790 Yeah, that's cool. 1941 01:32:38,695 --> 01:32:40,387 How did you get into that? 1942 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,664 I grew up in the Sunshine Coast in B.C. 1943 01:32:42,666 --> 01:32:44,325 and my parents had a greenhouse, 1944 01:32:44,327 --> 01:32:47,031 so they were just big hippies. 1945 01:32:47,033 --> 01:32:48,197 - Really? 1946 01:32:48,199 --> 01:32:49,528 What did they grow? 1947 01:32:49,530 --> 01:32:50,936 - Weed at one point, 1948 01:32:51,741 --> 01:32:54,203 and cucumber, spinach, 1949 01:32:54,205 --> 01:32:57,371 and then I started growing my own heirloom tomatoes. 1950 01:32:57,373 --> 01:32:58,911 Okay, I'm gonna head out there 1951 01:32:58,913 --> 01:33:01,441 and tell everyone that your room is huge. 1952 01:33:02,477 --> 01:33:03,476 - Okay, yeah. 1953 01:33:04,886 --> 01:33:08,690 Thanks for talking to me about tomatoes. 1954 01:33:08,692 --> 01:33:10,153 - No, I meant like, 1955 01:33:10,155 --> 01:33:12,254 do you wanna go try and meet people? 1956 01:33:15,996 --> 01:33:17,864 - Um... Yeah, sure, totally. 1957 01:33:18,867 --> 01:33:20,229 - Hey, Mitchell, Janessa, 1958 01:33:20,231 --> 01:33:21,461 this is Lawrence. 1959 01:33:21,463 --> 01:33:23,034 He has a room on the fourth floor 1960 01:33:23,036 --> 01:33:24,596 and you're right, it's way bigger. 1961 01:33:24,598 --> 01:33:27,236 - Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing. 1962 01:33:28,569 --> 01:33:30,371 Where are you guys from? 1963 01:33:30,373 --> 01:33:32,604 Did you like who they assigned as your roommates, 1964 01:33:32,606 --> 01:33:34,749 and what you picked as your major, 1965 01:33:34,751 --> 01:33:36,817 and how have you liked living in Ottawa? 1966 01:33:36,819 --> 01:33:39,787 Did you have to travel super far to get here? 1967 01:33:39,789 --> 01:33:40,788 Are your parents okay? 1968 01:33:40,790 --> 01:33:41,789 Are they holding up? 1969 01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,318 Do they miss you? 1970 01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:46,761 - Wow, you really like to ask questions. 1971 01:33:46,763 --> 01:33:47,696 - Yeah. 1972 01:33:48,556 --> 01:33:49,995 Is that bad? 1973 01:33:49,997 --> 01:33:51,667 - No, you're good. 1974 01:33:52,626 --> 01:33:53,933 Come sit down. 1975 01:33:53,935 --> 01:33:55,099 - Okay. 1976 01:33:55,101 --> 01:33:56,496 - Where are you from, Lawrence? 1977 01:34:00,975 --> 01:34:01,842 - Burlington. 1978 01:34:01,844 --> 01:34:03,008 - Burlington? 1979 01:34:03,010 --> 01:34:04,009 I've never heard of that. 1980 01:34:04,011 --> 01:34:05,175 - It's like a suburb-- 1981 01:34:05,177 --> 01:34:06,748 - It's just outside of Toronto? 1982 01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:07,573 - Yes, yeah, yeah. - I'm from Toronto. 1983 01:34:07,575 --> 01:34:08,574 - Me too. 1984 01:34:08,576 --> 01:34:10,411 - Oh, okay, yeah, 1985 01:34:10,413 --> 01:34:11,819 well, you must know how much Burlington sucks then! 1986 01:34:11,821 --> 01:34:12,919 - I've driven through it like once. 1987 01:34:12,921 --> 01:34:13,854 - Yeah. 1988 01:34:14,956 --> 01:34:16,483 - That's sweet. 1989 01:34:16,485 --> 01:34:17,517 - But like, what's the Sunshine Coast like? 1990 01:34:17,519 --> 01:34:18,650 I've never been to B.C. 1991 01:34:18,652 --> 01:34:21,323 - Oh, it's beautiful, 1992 01:34:21,325 --> 01:34:22,489 a lot prettier than here, 1993 01:34:22,491 --> 01:34:24,293 but it's still nice here.